Big bertha

A woman typically plus-sized or larger than other women. A woman who eats everything in her way, like a slob.

"Look at that woman go! She's eating so much!"
"That bitch is a big bertha."

by AnubisCorects January 31, 2024

Ali Beth

Ali Beth is an amazing person. She has the sweetest friends and would do anything for them. She just wants to see people smile and tries her best to put others first. She assumes the very best about someone until they give her a concrete reason not to. She is a bookworm and would spend all day reading if she could. Watching Gilmore girls and listening to Taylor Swift are her hobbies. She is eccentric and loves the serenity of the rain.

I want to be friends with Ali Beth

by Swiftie forever and ever December 1, 2023

Dirty Bethany

When a woman collects and inserts spiders into her vagina, covers her breasts in cat vomit and sacrifices a bird to her demonic god all as a ritual to find a partner for a dirty Joshua.

"Dirty Bethany" is when...
Joshua - "Ah fuck what's that smell?!"
Bethany - "Ah right, I left that dead bird on the alter. I was halfway through a Dirty Bethany last night when the spiders started to escape."

by AceOfSpadesUnknown February 16, 2024

Double Berthing

When you let two ships into the same dock.
(When you put two penises in the same hole)

“Did you hear about Lisa’s threesome?”

“Yeah I heard she’s into double berthing, needed two guys to do the job”

by Cervellona February 25, 2026

Water Berthing

The act of cranking your hog while in a pool, for the sole purpose to swim with your undeveloped children.

" Hey Josh, did you see what Connor did at the pool today?"

" Dude, I know. He was over there water berthing again."

by Ader Tistoff June 5, 2025

Office Big Bertha

this is the guy that only steps up to the plate when there's little to no risk, nothing on the line and he can just swign away ... typically you'll see him make the call on one of those "win-win" situations.

Jackson: No surprise there, Michelle making the call to go with the Weaver contract... the Norwood contract would have put us all out of business in a week.
Murphy: Well, she is the office big bertha!

by lastgreatnobody March 28, 2009

Pull a Beth

v. To shit in one's own bathtub, hot tub, or shower after falling asleep in it by accident. It is more or less a good thing, if you don't mind being known as that person who shat themselves in their own bathtub/hot tub/shower.

Last night I got drunk, passed out in the shower, and when I woke up, I saw that I had decided to pull a Beth in my sleep.

Luke? Isn't he that kid who pulled a Beth at the hot tub party?

by Padya Appleseed February 3, 2012