seaa bagel

Boy who often wears a NFL hoodie. Had brown hair and blue eyes. Is highly annoying . And looks like a packrat.

The seaa bagel is in the water

by marla johnson May 16, 2017

jakob beelik

Jakob Beelik is a kind and very hot attractive guy who will date any girl he can and will then try to get laid. He can sometimes be pretty humorous but also dis respectful at times. He is only a bit responsible when it comes to decision making so think twice before doing something with him. But for real he is a nice guy with a large sexy beast ass when you think of it but the problem is he is a bit autistic when he goes shopping so don't take him shopping. He is also scared of the sun because he think he's a vamire. But when it's fun time he fights hard with his 1 incher cock.

Jakob Beelik

by Jakob Beelik June 12, 2017

gay bagel

The prolapsed colon resulting from extreme anal penetration, such a fisting,

Hand made gay bagels, ask for Rob.

by Lil_JacknSEA August 8, 2017

Tijuana Bagel

Sex act. Simply...has everything on it...

When we were done it looked like she was a Tijuana Bagel

by Stonedirt November 8, 2017

Pizza Bagels

The most heavenly concoction of bagel and sauce and cheese and oregano that hides your crazy and gets you dates.

Bring a surplus of pizza bagels to those who are not pregnant and leave with a significant other.

by Fitxzie February 12, 2018

Door Bagel

Snack offered to persons overstaying their welcome.
A parting gift traditionally offered at the end of a failed relationship.

Don't let this delicious door bagel hit you on the way out, Batman.

by LyricalWordsmith420 May 19, 2018

Door bagel

A refreshing snack traditionally offered with malice intent upon exit.

Don't let this delicious door bagel hit you on your way out.
"I'm taking the kids to my mothers, i want you and this delicious door bagel gone by the time i return."

by LyricalWordsmith420 May 19, 2018