Soft Dick

Used as an exclamation when affirming you are telling the truth. Similar in use to “no cap”.

Person 1: “Yo did you know that Jacob microwaves his chips prior to eating them”
Person 2: “There is no way that is true”
Person 1: “Soft dick, he did it last night after eating an edible”

by Totallynotjordi November 12, 2020

soft sensuality

The act of softly getting fisted by 45th President of the United States, Donald J. Trump.

So David told me he experienced soft sensuality at the inauguration.

by Mr. Excellence January 18, 2017

Soft

Someone who turns down a sesh for no good reason

'' Eamon you coming out tonight?''
''Nah got work in the morning''
''That's so soft!''

by SeshmasterLilpumpWheresMyLean January 9, 2018

Soft Serve Ice Cream

The only thing keeping humanity alive, including air-conditioning.

Humanity: "HOW COULD I EER LIVE WITHOUT AIR CONDITIONING AND SOFT SERVE ICE CREAM???

by TheGirlWhoGossipsInTheCorner March 18, 2023

Soft

Powdered cocaine.
Rocked up cocaine is hard, powdered cocaine is soft, get it?

Dude-“Yo, you got any of that soft??”

Dealer-“Nahh, I gotta re-up. Got plenty of hard though.”

Dude-“Ah, shit, I’m good. That shit makes fiends.”

by AnonyMystery69 May 3, 2022

soft

When a pussy falls from the sky on your head

the pussy was soft

by JOJOJOJOJOJJOJO February 18, 2020

soft wentz

the softest kid in the mother fucking world

mini mircoSOFT eminem lookin like mother fucker

by Leo Cuomo October 8, 2004