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Ashton Brayshaw

Ashton Brayshaw is the kind of guy who would try to microwave a Pop-Tart and then wonder why his house smells like a science experiment gone wrong. He once attempted to train a squirrel to fetch his car keys, but all he got was a very angry rodent and a lost key fob. Ashton firmly believes that if you press an elevator button multiple times, it goes faster, and he has an ongoing feud with a vending machine that "stole" his dollar back in 2017. His biggest claim to fame is almost winning a hot dog eating contest—except he got distracted halfway through trying to argue whether a hot dog is a sandwich. Classic Ashton. Ever since his marriage on September 21, 2013 he has gained over 50 kilos. Bro used to be able to see his dick by looking down and now he can't. He is a teacher and Mr Brayshaw is so sigma alpha. BTW his wifes name is Marie-Lisa Brayshaw.
Student 1: I Love You Ashton Brayshaw
Mr Brayshaw: I love you too kiddo
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Dirty brayden

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Pulling A Brayden

There are two definitions;
1. As said by m3rkmus1c, Brayden is a family friendly kid who loves to play to play Roblox. He’s seen in many videos, and typically has a high pitched voice.
2. A kid who is obsessed with anime, and is often called a “weeb”, but denies it
1. Grayson: Hey what’s up guys!! It’s Brayden here with family friendly robloxxxxx!!
Sam: Dude Tyler, Grayson is literally pulling a Brayden right now, that’s hilarious!
2. Brayden: I was watching this anime the other day, and you wouldn’t believe the plot twist it had!
Logan: Oh my god dude!! Stop pulling a Brayden, you’re such a weeb!
by Hitler's Pussy May 31, 2018
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ani and brayden

An Ani and Brayden are a power couple working together to fight “crime” the Ani likes Brayden because he is a cute boy and he has a great personality when Brayden is doing something cute the Ani will blush and become awkward, the Brayden doesn’t know how much the Ani cares for him :)
Ani and Brayden are a great team!
by 🤠horsewoman April 8, 2019
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A Toxic Brayden

Just like a toxic Franny he can be pretty toxic! Complete asshole that harasses women. Registered sex offender that’ll invite you over to “party” with the kids. Small penis with very vulgar warts on it, keep coochie away from at all cost!!
Guy: Dude you have the penis of a toxic Brayden!!
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Hunter and braylee

2 friends that aren’t dating but they definitely should be because they would be great together and they totally like each other.
Are hunter and braylee dating.
No but they should be
by Somebody17238 November 18, 2021
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juliette and brayden

Two really nice human beings that are also hilarious
Wow! These people we met are really nice and also very funny - they’re so Juliette and Brayden!
by thefunniest001 November 22, 2021
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