Balls On Your Forehead

1) When a negative aspect happens in ones life
2) sucks for you.

Balls on your forehead your out of marijuana.

by Staci ! May 14, 2008

titanium balls

something you will never have

titanium balls- your balls may be bigger than my balls, but my balls are titanium

by Salem L. Drako February 16, 2010

Helicopter Balls

When your saggy balls swirl around like a helicopter. Many men over 40 slowly start to notice their balls drop. By the time a male is over 60 his balls have really dropped, by the time he is 80 his balls look like a droopy sock with marbles in it.

You are scrubbing a pot or pan at the kitchen sink and you realize your balls are spinning around at the same time like a helicopter. This is called "Helicopter Balls"

by S.S. Davis Rockland May 23, 2009

Balls scale

The scale ranging from balls times 1 to balls times ten that determines how bad a current situation is.

Ryan: Somebody ate all of our chicken!
Brandon: Balls times 7!!
Ryan:That's pretty high on the Balls scale.

by Rmilkman October 20, 2008

Balls in a Blender

Highly stressful situation at work that could potentially result in your being fired. This may or may not be a result of your own actions.

John: "If I don't get this deal to close by the end of the month, I am going to lose my job!"

Brian: "Man, sounds like you really are balls in a blender."

by Feel The Rush March 28, 2010

Ballsetto

The falsetto voice you get from being kicked in the nards.

Dude, George got kicked with the catapult between the legs. He talked in a ballsetto the rest of the day.

by Paleghost May 29, 2010

Ballsackistan

A country ruled by assbags and ballsacks.
A group of total fagfaces. Their followers are called ballbaggers.

What total fags. They must be from ballsackistan. just look at the scrotelickers.

by COCKWELLINGTON June 23, 2011