When you are having sex with a girl on her period, you pull out, get a handful of blood and put the hand print on her face….and yell Wilson!!!
by Coojax December 2, 2022
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A poem dedicated to our friend Fast Pat, because we know he can take a joke.
Reach to your left and grab Cody by the root.
Wrap your fingers around like you wanna play a flute.
Riggs is here now and he wants to play too.
Two at a time ain’t no challenge for you.
Hold up, you’re not done working.
There’s more to an Angry Triceratops than just a bunch of jerking.
Doty is on deck and he’s full to the rim.
He hasn’t had booger since booger had him.
So plant two lips and work down to the scrotum.
You’ve been dreaming of this ever since you know’d him.
Now get to beating, like those dicks owe you money.
Beat ‘em so angry, they start cummin’ runny.
Don’t forget the middle man, he’s not there for the show.
It’s all about suction, they just call it a blow.
Breathe through your nose and don’t stop till it pops.
Show us why you’re the best, Angry Triceratops.
Reach to your left and grab Cody by the root.
Wrap your fingers around like you wanna play a flute.
Riggs is here now and he wants to play too.
Two at a time ain’t no challenge for you.
Hold up, you’re not done working.
There’s more to an Angry Triceratops than just a bunch of jerking.
Doty is on deck and he’s full to the rim.
He hasn’t had booger since booger had him.
So plant two lips and work down to the scrotum.
You’ve been dreaming of this ever since you know’d him.
Now get to beating, like those dicks owe you money.
Beat ‘em so angry, they start cummin’ runny.
Don’t forget the middle man, he’s not there for the show.
It’s all about suction, they just call it a blow.
Breathe through your nose and don’t stop till it pops.
Show us why you’re the best, Angry Triceratops.
by El Conquistador July 28, 2023
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When you realize you been getting fucked by some agreement or situation. The process of you going through your calculations, detailing how deep you got shafted, is called angry mathing
Hey Joe, I just realized how deep the landlord is shafting me...I did some angry mathing last night and figured out the numbers
by notsosimplesimpleton August 1, 2023
Get the Angry Mathing mug.A extremely controversial nickname for the German web video from 2005 where it shows then-teenager Norman Kochanowski pretending to play Unreal Tournament 2004, but he gets extremely irritated and angry, and then smashes his keyboard repeatedly.
by Ryan900USAYT August 17, 2023
Get the Angry German Kid mug.(Adj) During the act of aggressive coitus it is the visually appealing motivating and highly appreciated action of a woman's perky, shapely, or otherwise amble breasts (size not withstanding) that will be shaking vigorously during the love making or the sexual exercise or encounter. Each person has their ideal version of this but you will know it when you see it.
Def (2) When a person observes, greatly respects and appreciates the perfect form of an attractive woman's healthy bosom (body type is relative to each person's definition of attractive) it is with profound amount of stress and frustration that said person is unable to touch, caress, feel or otherwise get a loving handful without retaliation via lawsuit, kick to the groin, slap to the face or other form of punishment. Refer to any impromptu bood grab in Japanese Anime Features.
Def (2) When a person observes, greatly respects and appreciates the perfect form of an attractive woman's healthy bosom (body type is relative to each person's definition of attractive) it is with profound amount of stress and frustration that said person is unable to touch, caress, feel or otherwise get a loving handful without retaliation via lawsuit, kick to the groin, slap to the face or other form of punishment. Refer to any impromptu bood grab in Japanese Anime Features.
Man, I saw those women walking down the street with their chest hanging out; she was looking good and damn she had some Angry Cleavage!!!
by Rupert Samuel Allison August 29, 2023
Get the Angry Cleavage mug.When one attempts to commit suicide by hanging oneself from a fan that is still spinning. This results in the person being flung around like an Angry-Bird.
by Hudsmee September 1, 2023
Get the Angry-Birding mug.Usually, at the point of orgasm while receiving a blow job (oral sex) cumming in one eye of your partner then kicking them savagely in the shin causing them to slap a hand over the offended eye. Then hop around on one foot screaming, "AARRRRGHHHH!"
Yeah, that ho Shalundria is pissed off for real. Last weekend I gave her the Angry Pirate and she still limping around the hood looking like a gimp Pop-eye.
by STONEDGOAT July 12, 2010
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