nederland texas

A low budget city.Compare to Port Arthur ,Texas.

Nederland texas is a "great " place to live.

by ScrewBulldogs February 21, 2016

Texas Twister

An advanced sex move where the female beinds backward into a bridge. The male then proceeds to get on top, instert his penis and spin himself as if on an office chair.

"Hey gurl! My boyfriend Yost gave me quite the 'Texas Twister' last night.

by Andrew Yost August 10, 2005

university of texas

school for queers

fook em

oh yeah texas sucks

p.s. i hate texas

by steeeeeeve perry February 01, 2005

Texas Cowbell

When two guys smack their balls together making a loud slapping sound. This is used to wrangle in queers.

Dan: Dude, what is with all those queers running down the street?

Frank: Must be another Texas Cowbell...

by slappinfish November 08, 2010

Texas toothpick

the penis bone of a raccoon used by Texans to pick their teeth with.

I need to get me a Texas toothpick to remove that piece of steak from between my only two teeth.

by dhb1990 January 04, 2015

texas shootout

where a girl stand about 4-6 feet away from two guys and the guys jack off and whoever cum shots in to the girls mouth get to fuck her and the looser has to get strap oned by the girl.

dude me and sam and a texas shootout with your mom as the sheriff! i won.

by Specia K September 26, 2007

joshua, texas

Joshua Texas is a town in Texas that is full of snobby rich kids. The school is full of rich kids who seem to think they know everything but in every sport event they fail miserably at. They blame every other school for their loss and say everyone else cheats but they are just that bad.

Joshua is a sad excuse for a town
#JoshuaWho ?

Person #1 : who does he play for?
Person #2 : Joshua, Texas
Person #1 : oh that sucks they're on a losing team.
Person #2 : there's no hope in winning.
Person #1 : I know, oh well.

by ItsSeriouslyTrueThough March 02, 2015