by gormworm January 3, 2024

A vintage lover. She has brown curly hair and blue eyes. She’s very intelligent even though she doesn’t realise it. The best kindest, most loving friend you could have. Anyone in the world would be lucky to have an Amber in their lives. If they don’t, they’re truly missing out.
‘Go get yourself an Amber.’
by Katia and George Harrison October 19, 2021

Jane: Ugh did you get that AMBER Alert last night
Stephanie: No, why?
Jane: I GOT IT 3 TIMES IN THE SAME NIGHT I AM SLEEP DEPRIVED
Stephanie: No, why?
Jane: I GOT IT 3 TIMES IN THE SAME NIGHT I AM SLEEP DEPRIVED
by stan twice 4 clear skin <3 March 27, 2023

by Quackrock March 2, 2025

An “Amber-Kelly” is a woman that has multiple baby daddies, a drug addiction, a former career as a prostitute and likes to have intercourse with older men while going home to a cuckold that is around the same age or younger than her. Amber-Kelly has always been an independent thinking woman but has always been dependent on someone to take care of their kids. They are usually mediocre looking but have a smokin hot bid and a permanently wet snatch. Amber-Kelly’s favorite location is the methadone clinic or the Harnett County Courthouse.
1-“I heard you found a pretty, sweet girlfriend.”
2- “I did too until I found out she’s and Amber-Kelly and has a heroin addiction, 2 baby daddies, 3 abortions and a cuckold at home”
2- “I did too until I found out she’s and Amber-Kelly and has a heroin addiction, 2 baby daddies, 3 abortions and a cuckold at home”
by Lickity_slitickitty April 12, 2024
