Alaskan Spank Tank

This occurs when you hit an elderly woman from behind as her oxygen tank slowly leaks into your butt causing a relaspe. This is also known as Jackass 4.

The other day i boned this lady so hard and gaver her the ol alaskan spank tank!

by Donald Trumps Guilty Pleasure July 30, 2016

Alaskan Finger Fuck

Its when you get frost bite on your fingers and proceed to finger fuck a girl in her vagina or ass.

Ronnie stuck his cold fingers inside Ashley and Alaskan Finger Fucked Her from dusk till dawn.

by Kdogg563 July 16, 2016

Alaskan zipper lock

When your fucking a girl in their pussy hole and your going to pull out to cum in her as but you miss, jizzing between her as cheeks and freezing it below 0 degrees

Bro 1: It was getting all hot and heavy with my girl and I accidentally did the Alaskan zipper lock.

Bro 2: DAMN FAM YOU DUMB AS HELL HOW DID YOU MISS?!?!

by THAT ONE CUM DUMPSTER October 2, 2016

Alaskan Slip ‘n’ Slide

The act of glazing five or more people at once with semen, then proceeding to line them up in a row, naked, laying down shoulder to shoulder. The perpetrator now slides belly-first down the slick aisle of cum-slathered torsos.

That rager was lit, I hear Tony pulled an Alaskan Slip ‘n’ Slide off with some freshman girls.

by SpeedyKitten March 5, 2019

Alasane

The baddest bitch to ever live.

Periodt 🤠

Bro is that Alasane damnnnn

by Lmaosksksksks November 5, 2019

Alaskan Pipeline

When a girl shits in a condom, freezes it and uses it as a dildo the next day.

Wanna see my Alaskan Pipeline?
No thanks

by AlphaRule21 October 30, 2020

Alaskan Ice fishing

When you put Swedish Fish in a girls vagina and use a string to get them out.

I can’t wait to go Alaskan ice fishing tonight!

by The dildo king February 22, 2021