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Humans Against Genesis (HAG)

Humans Against Genesis refers to a commercial for the original Sonic the Hedgehog for Genesis featuring Larry Cedar where Cedar plays a woman named Denita Stokes who is the CEO of Humans Against Genesis, or HAG for short. The commercial is known for featuring some prototype footage of the game as well.
Narrator: Denita Stokes, President of Humans Against Genesis (HAG).

Stokes: It’s bad enough that the Sega Genesis had the most 16 Bit games but this new Sonic the Hedgehog, oh, He really dusts my doilys! They say he’s incredibly fast. Well what’s the hurry, mister? And about his attitude. Smartie pants! Why can’t he be like that nice boy, Mario?
Sonic:*zooms off*
Stokes: LITTLE BRAT!
by BobackTFox January 31, 2023
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Crime against mycology

Any atrocious act that may significantly harm the field of mycology on the short-term or long-term in any act, setting, platform, or medium (e.g., popular media, social platforms, online forums, websites, research papers, identification efforts, foraging, or amateur/hobbyist endeavours). Crimes Against Mycology are particularly prevalent in, but are by no means exclusive to, amateur mycology communities.

Examples are as follows:

1. Making false and/or inaccurate claims that the subject (most commonly a nondescript dark, hard protuberance on any tree) should be identified as 'Chaga' (Inonotus obliquus); often lacking substantiation or basic ID skills or knowledge. 'Chagaslighting'.

2. Overgeneralizing and/or spreading misinformation on edibility or toxicity to (e.g., claiming that "every mushroom is toxic when touched").

3. Identifying a collection "with confidence" in cases in which it can reasonably be assumed that this would be virtually impossible to do with the available information.

4. "Publishing" new species on Index Fungorum.

5. Saying "all mushrooms are edible, once"

6. Pale Satanmints.

7. Unsubstantiated hypersplitting of established genera.
"Counting the equally abused ganodermatoids, the Perenniporia s.l. clade now has forty-nine genera, when it could easily be treated as about seven. The authors don't even mention Ganoderma (s.l.) in this paper. They also neglect to mention three of the seventeen pre-named genera in this clade (Diacanthodes, Flammeopellis, and Megasporia)."
"Holy shit, that's a crime against mycology!"
by Crinoid March 31, 2023
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Mankind Against Pedos

Mankind Against Pedos: Is a based person who is advocating against the indoctrination of the cult of pedofilia (Lgtv community) and against people who defend pedophiles or are pedophiles.
Mankind Against Pedos: All pedos should be thrown into a woodchipper feet first!
Beta cuck with pronouns and who defends pedos: NO, they're humans too and they deserve a second chance!
Mankind Against Pedos: oops threw you into a woodchipper and it was definitely accidentally ;)
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Tires against cancer

Magic car tires found rarely in nature that can cure cancer.
Thanks to Tires against cancer, my cancer was cured!
by Ligij September 26, 2023
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Rage Against the Machine

by 7568ino November 3, 2023
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racism against black people

racism against black people is the most common racism and im all for it neither do i support the gays but that doesnt matter niether do the black lives you black fucking monkey nigger anyways black people deserve to be enslaved and work on the fields and obey their master they arent human and white people are better
I love racism against black people its te best thing, enslave them fucking niggers
by pro writer bami January 29, 2024
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Rock Against Communism

A catch-all term, used to refer to any kind of White Nationalist music.
Those piece of shit Nazi's are having a Rock Against Communism concert.
by Dead Man Wade January 31, 2024
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