asani

A very charming male, handsome, cute, sweet and well dressed.

Girls should be happy to even get acknowledged by this wonderful guy.
All of the girls in school want him but are afraid to say it.
He is also very funny.

A wonderful guy overall.

He reminds me of Asani look at his charming smile.

by 47warrior December 8, 2013

light as a feather, stiff as a board

Light as a feather and stiff as a board is a sexual game played by teens everywhere. This game usually involves multiple partners, although can be played with only two people. Usually the male will lay on the ground blindfolded without clothes while the other members of the party surround him. Now this member can be a female, but traditionally the role is played by male. The other members of the party now use paintbrushes and dip them in warm cups of water, and then paint the middleman with water. This goes on for approximately 2 minutes. During this time members of the party will also take markers and draw a “wigi” board on the middle man’s stomach and chest. Once the wigi board is complete one half of a crayon is placed on the middle man’s board. After 2 minutes the other members then start lightly touching the middleman with various objects and things such as their fingers, silverware, and other body parts. This continues as a tease until the middle man is as “stiff as a board”. Once stiff as a board members around the middle man begin to chant the words “volo postulo Adveho nobis” in unison. At this time all of the lights should be off. The game is played in many ways. Some participants sexually tease the middle man until he ejaculates and then read the encoded message from the wigi board. Others will finish the game by continuing to chant until spirits intervene. In both cases the middle man should ejaculate which signifies the end of the game.

Girl 1: What do you want to do tonight?
Girl 2: I don't know I'm so bored!
Guy 1: I know! Let's play light as a feather, stiff as a board!
Group: Yeah!

by light as a feather stiff board July 9, 2014

as mad as a bottle of chips

Someone or something being completely random or non-nonsensical.

£4 for a pint of Guinness?!!? That's as mad as a bottle of chips!

by Aaron Stevenson May 14, 2008

Rich as a Nazi

A phrase said when your wealth equates that of a Nazi.

When you are in possesion of a lot of money and want to exclaim it.

Comical, as comparing your well-being with a Nazi is unacceptable, socially and morally.

Goebbels, Himmler, Goerring all being Men of considerable wealth and power.

"Jesus, I'm as rich as a Nazi"

"If we rob a bank, we'll be as rich as Nazi's" etc.

by jazz4 July 24, 2010

cute as a bug's ear

cute in a family way; the way Homer Simpson describes Lisa Simpson to her in "Lisa the Beauty Queen" in season 4 of the Simpsons, one of the sweetest shows ever. for a female to say about an unrelated male would be to call that guy completely queer. for a guy to say about an unrelated girl would be for the boy to call himself completely gay. for a male to call a related male cute as a bug's ear would be messed up.

daughter: i'm ugly
father: no you're cute as a bug's ear
daughter: dads have to say that
father: dad, am i cute as a bug's ear?
grandfather: no

by Petra! August 30, 2005

Asamoot

A derogatory term for a player on an online game who believes him or herself to be much better than he or she actually is. Derived form Asamoot on World of Warcraft who at level one claimed that he could pwn all the level 60's around him.

Level 7: Hey loser, duel me, I'll pwn your ass!
Level 60: Quit being such an Asamoot!
Level 7: *one-hitted*

by Alex Debord August 4, 2007

ASAIFFLI

As Soon As I Fricken Feel Like It

"When will you take out the trash like your father told you 3 times now?"

"ASAIFFLI, you freakin bitch!"

by Glitch in the System388 January 20, 2009