Muff Cabbage

a bloody siamese pussy clit

Yo Bitch! Stop being such a Muff Cabbage!

by Wyrd Wizard October 18, 2010

Muff Cabbage

Asshole

Stop being a muff cabbage

by Tati S May 10, 2016

Muff Muffler

Worn by women who are embarrassed about queefing in public.

I couldn't stop queering so I bought a muff muffler so that no one could hear it.

by V farter January 6, 2017

pussy muffs

When you lay down and then two naked ladies rub their pussies on your ears at the same time.

Last night at a bachelor party my buddy John had the strippers give home pussy muffs.

by Johnny Burk May 10, 2018

muff sweats

A sweating muff

His dick was that big it gave her the muff sweats

by Vincel February 17, 2019

Munchin' like a muff

To munch like a motherfucker after smoking weed.

I was smoking a joint and watching John Wick, but then I started munchin' like a muff.

by ScarDog June 4, 2020

Queen muff muncher

Stupid crack baby bitch on the bus that should probably just go to hell because everyone would be better off if they died

Hey look its queen muff muncher.

by Majsjsjs March 14, 2022