matt

when you hear the name matt, you just want to explode. but i’m talking about one matt in particular. this matt is trash at video games and pretty weird. plus he has a habit of calling his girl, maddi, a bot weird right? also i know he has a girl shocking right. but secretly i think he is gay tho. if you ever see him please call for help. he is dangerous and deadly.

matt is trash at video games.

by mattistrash May 16, 2020

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Matt

1. The cousin that’s the reason you stay away from family reunions

2. An absolute ass

3. Starts fights on Facebook

4. Knows everything already so didn’t need to go to college.

5. Hates plants and judges your life choices

Person 1: what’s your family like?

Person 2: well… we got a Matt

by The Other Cousin July 21, 2021

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Matt Walst

A sack of shit.

Matt Walst is a sack of shit.

by Sarcastic punk hoe August 30, 2018

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Matt Rash

the severe and extensive facial bleeding experienced post making out with Matthew Ragh.

Guy 1 : Dude, whats up with your face?

Guy 2 : Oh I know. I made out with Matt Ragh last night.

Guy 1 : Got a case of the Matt Rash. Nice one bra.

by jarpag October 13, 2010

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Matt IndaHat

Any one person that is just a bitch when it comes to everything. This person will pussy out on the littlest things... well basically anything for that matter.

A: Alright guys, I'm gonna go. I'll just meet you back there.
B: What?! You're such a Matt IndaHat!

A: Yo, when he came in the room, I almost fainted...
B: HAHA! What a Matt IndaHat!

by The Entourage December 15, 2008

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Nasty Matt

An overwhelmingly disgusting, and sometimes funny male named Matt. Who roams myspace hitting on and insulting females. He bakes "e-cookies" or whatever. Also he spams the myspace chat rooms like an immature little child.

I hope Nasty Matt doesn't come and spam this chatroom.

by matt543111 October 16, 2008

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