"Did you see steve wearing eyeliner?"
"Not surprising, everyone knew he was two figs short of a goose"
"Not surprising, everyone knew he was two figs short of a goose"
by Napoleonic Rat February 14, 2024
by Yippeeeeeeee March 28, 2024
by gnostic3 June 23, 2020
by Lucky out August 10, 2016
The mascot for Washington College, a small liberal arts school on the Chester River, in Eastern Shore Maryland. He is a large, flightless bird with black and red feathers. Some argue that he is supposedly still on veteran benefits since he retired from the Continental Army in 1780. He is a close confederate to ex-prez George Washington and travels the country looking to coerce teens to attend WAC. Debatably a nice guy, but he tends to crap on the soccer pitch far too often. Honestly a low-mid tier mascot.
Guy 1: Holy Crap is that Gus the Goose?!
Guy 2: Duuuude yeah. What a G. He hangs with dead presidents so he must be cool.
Girl: We are so lucky to have a school mascot like him!
Guy 2: Duuuude yeah. What a G. He hangs with dead presidents so he must be cool.
Girl: We are so lucky to have a school mascot like him!
by Frœnch Montanå March 26, 2019
A worthless, plastic goose figurine that is bullied and threatened when brought up in a conversation.
Thiccc Girl: “I love Stephan the Silly Goose. He is worth great sentimental value.”
Flat Loser: “If you bring up that goose again, he’s being launched on the roof, never to be seen again.”
Flat Loser: “If you bring up that goose again, he’s being launched on the roof, never to be seen again.”
by Special Ed November 06, 2018
by StinkyPoke March 10, 2021