Dad throat

The sensation that you have something in your throat but can't clear it. Causing you to repeatedly clear your throats ever 30-90 seconds for several hours. Thus name because everyone's father does this and you are slowly turning into him.

I feel like I have something in my throat *HARRUUMMMMMM* but I can't get *HARUMMMMMMMM* it out.

Oh jesus man, you've got the dad throat.

by Hybridpain March 4, 2019

dad's lasagna

Code for bedtime, used commonly in the western parts of North America.

Luke: Anyone up for another game?
Brenden: No thanks, dad's lasagna.

by broooon June 8, 2018

Dad head

A male who looks old for their age, or perhaps they are just old. Look like they have (or should have) kids by now.

Who's that dad head over there?

by WaffleWaffleEggy June 19, 2021

Ken’s dad

Gone to the gas station to get milk

Hey mom dad pulled a ken’s dad

by FCC rcbdro March 5, 2020

Jaycek's Dad

Does not exist

Jaycek's dad does not exist

by FURIY October 11, 2022

Bruncle Dad

A man who is your brother, uncle and your father. This is possible if your mother slams her own father, giving birth to what would normally be your Bruncle. If your Bruncle then gets six inches deep in your mom, the resulting abomination will be you, and he will be your Bruncle Dad.

Likewise, you are your Bruncle Dad's Brophew Son.

"Your bruncle dad is fucked; he has webbed toes and hasnever had a job."
"Fuck you, at least my bruncle dad is still alive you orphan bastard!"

by John Fun September 21, 2016

E-dad

Someone online (whether a streamer or a friend) who is considered to be a father figure, the individual is usually a male.

"I like texting my E-dad, they make me feel loved."

by imaginemuffins January 4, 2023