"These blue yummies are properly filtered and ready for release... time for the suwannee two-shoe!"
"Hey Srgt. pull over to shore, i need to pee"
... "that would be far to inneficient, its time for you to pull a little suwannee two-shoe"
"Hey Srgt. pull over to shore, i need to pee"
... "that would be far to inneficient, its time for you to pull a little suwannee two-shoe"
by TeamHonkey March 15, 2008
Get the suwannee two-shoemug. White tennis shoes, that men like to wear with blue jeans, slacks, or shorts. Often times with white tube socks.
by Coldsteel for real April 20, 2018
Get the Old man shoesmug. Those special pair of shoes that you wear specifically for mowing your lawn. This is usually done to prevent your nice shoes from turning green. Lawn mowing shoes are usually a year or two old and are absolute shit.
by ObsidianTower October 17, 2012
Get the lawn mowing shoesmug. Jack: "Have you met Mavis in accounts, shes a bit butch"
Jill: ""Mavis oh yes, she's definatly a sensible shoe wearer"!
Jill: ""Mavis oh yes, she's definatly a sensible shoe wearer"!
by Stevie.S February 8, 2008
Get the sensible shoe wearermug. A disease commonly occuring in people of the female gender, when they go on large shopping sprees, and buy beautiful new shoes. This disease results in indecisiveness on what pair of new shoes to wear, basing your outfit around your shoes, or wearing shoes with ridiculous outfits - like high heels with pyjamas, etc.
"Dang, girl! You need to get over this New Shoe Syndrome!"
"I can't help it! I love my shoes soooo much!"
"You're wearing your PYJAMAS! WITH BOOTS!"
"But they're so cuuuute...."
"I can't help it! I love my shoes soooo much!"
"You're wearing your PYJAMAS! WITH BOOTS!"
"But they're so cuuuute...."
by Jaybay December 14, 2008
Get the New Shoe Syndromemug. Someone (usually a girl) who whores out their shoes. They have let so many people use their shoes that they aren't even sure how many they have been with. Usually not whored out for money, but traded for favors or other articles of clothing.
"I asked Monica if I could borrow her pair of purple heels but she was such a shoe pimp about it and I have to wash her car tomorrow"
"Kristyn was being a shoe pimp today, now I have her flats but she took my favorite sweater.
"Kristyn was being a shoe pimp today, now I have her flats but she took my favorite sweater.
by LessOffensive October 9, 2009
Get the Shoe Pimpmug. Money saved or stored by a non-traditional method (inside of a Shoe Box) without F.D.I.C. protection, enabling easy fee-free banking from a secure private location, usually ones residence.
Penelope was perplexed at her friends concern over ATM fees or government oversight because her Shoe Box Money was self managed.
by EastWordz February 15, 2015
Get the Shoe Box Moneymug.