couch face

the face you make when you look completely lost with your mouth open because you’re too stoned to get off the couch

Friend 1: Look at that guy smoking over there, he has the dumbest-looking couch face right now!
Friend 2: I know, he must be baked as fuck!

by hotgochu February 04, 2019

Coffee face

A definition for a person who looks like he/she drastically needs a few cups of coffee to wake up or keep himself/herself together.

Every monday he is such a coffee face whole day...

by Zurrus January 23, 2017

Face Tunnel

In simple words: the mouth.

I made myself a delicious grilled cheese sandwich and inserted the masterpiece into my face tunnel.

by SassyTrencher February 01, 2015

Face Chunking

Face Chunking is the act of throwing up in the face of someone you are getting intimate with.

I was Face Chunking this hoe who didn't give me no loving.

by MC Gooch July 02, 2010

B-Face

Bitch face, is someone who is acting like an asshole can be supplimented with any letter of the alphabet

she is such a B-Face sometimes

by benweaselschick October 14, 2008

two-faced

Someone who claims that they have no connection or has a disdain for a certain person that a friendship group or community as deemed a "Prick". Even though they assure that you know that they find they repulsive, they still manage to hang out more than nemesis should, and make sure to post it on all their social media. Even with this concrete evidence of a friendship they deny all accusations, claiming it's short term and for personal gain instead of genuine friendship.

U fucking two-faced bitch hanging out with _____! I thought you hated him!

by FoxIsMyFursona November 16, 2017

Face Panties

Face Panties are the protective masks which cover the nose and mouth that are currently being worn by millions to assist in protecting themselves against exposure to COVID-19.

Sam, you can't go into that grocery store until you put your face panties on.

by Gingerbread Man 09 May 19, 2020