by BadWolf98 August 20, 2018
On the 1st of June every year is when you should kiss your boyfriend, girlfriend, crush, etc. and they need to kiss you back. It doesn’t matter where or when, it’s just an excuse to kiss them. (Screenshot this and send it to them for context if needed)
You:*kisses person*
Person: “what…?”
You: *shows screenshot* “look at the date, 1 June”
Person: “oh, finally I get to kiss you!” *kisses you*
Person: “what…?”
You: *shows screenshot* “look at the date, 1 June”
Person: “oh, finally I get to kiss you!” *kisses you*
by AnActualPerson May 31, 2022
People born on April 1 have the biggest dick.
They are able to make any person horny just by looking at them.
They are able to make any person horny just by looking at them.
by thatbitchfromtokyo August 01, 2022
In the first age
In the first battle
When the shadows first lengthened
One stood
He chose the path of perpetual torment
In his ravenous hatred he found no peace
And with boiling blood he scoured the umbral plains
Seeking vengeance against the dark lords who had wronged him
And those that tasted the bite of his sword named him
The Doom Slayer
In the first battle
When the shadows first lengthened
One stood
He chose the path of perpetual torment
In his ravenous hatred he found no peace
And with boiling blood he scoured the umbral plains
Seeking vengeance against the dark lords who had wronged him
And those that tasted the bite of his sword named him
The Doom Slayer
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