Horny Syndrome

A common disorder among people of all ages where there is frequent arousal in the private areas.

Common symptoms in men include: frequent boner, unexpected boner, hard penis, sweaty testicles, urge to masturbate, frequent masturbation, etc.

Common symptoms in women include: sweaty breasts, wet underwear, feeling hot in the private area, etc.

You: "im horny everyday and i'd jack off 5 times a day"

Joe: " you might have horny syndrome"

by kitten fingers June 19, 2022

Broken Dick Syndrome

An infliction that generally comes after overuse, specifically masturbation. IT causes the member to become red and swollen, much like if stung by a bee. Wears off after a few days rest, though sometimes dry skin can crack and take longer to heal.

Girlfriend: Hey big boy, you ready for round 2?
Penis owner: Nah I'm sorry baby but after that pounding I think I have Broken Dick Syndrome; see how my foreskin is all fat and red?

by J.B Bravo June 19, 2022

Darth Jar Jar Syndrome

Acting like a clumsy fuckward to cover up strength and being a big fish than most people.

Based off the darth jar jar theory

Never knew that cunt was that solid, he tricked us all with that darth jar jar syndrome

by Mishst16 June 20, 2022

Boston Derangement syndrome

When people hate on City of Boston, Boston sports, or the people in Boston every time they hear the word Boston,They get easily triggered in reality they know they aren’t winners like us.

I hate Boston fans, don’t say I have Boston derangement syndrome. Cause I don’t.

by Khleezy June 20, 2022

Mommy syndrome

This is a parody disease where a person gets called mommy a lot. The "disease" shows no symptoms to the carrier and the only symptom is calling the carrier withing the disease "mommy. So if you have this syndrome, it means a lot of people call you mommy.

Random guy in the distance 1: Damn mommy.
Random guy in the distance 2: Yeah mommy, you tryna hit?
Overlooker 1: Why dey keep calling ha mommy? is she dey suga momma?
Overlooker 2: Na, she just got that mommy syndrome.
Overlooker 1: Mommy syndrome?
Overlooker 2: Yea, its where people call you mommy a lot.
Overlooker 2: Awn damn. Wish i had it ngl.

by Mommymilkers2.0 June 20, 2022

In the closet syndrome

When someone has been closeted from their gayness for so long they end up getting time confused

Yo Jaxon thought it was 12:36am last night when it was clearly 1:36am, I think he has in the closet syndrome.

by Jaxonisgae June 20, 2022

Heard Derangement Syndrome

"Heard Derangement Syndrome (HDS) is a mental condition in which a person has been driven effectively insane due to their dislike of Amber Heard, to the point at which they will abandon all logic and reason."

Depp fanatics are so consumed by their Heard Derangement Syndrome (HDS) that they don’t stop talking about Amber Heard.

by IStandWithAmberHeard June 21, 2022