Pure Mickery

The act of two friends being over complementary of each other in front of their other friends, leading to an intentionally hostile atmosphere.

“Why was Mike glazing Eddie about that catch he made? It wasn’t even that good”

“I know. It’s pure mickery.”

by FackLinton9875 February 27, 2026

Soder Michael

New Gen-Z slang for motorcycle

“Camawn man we gotta take the Soder Michaels out”

by increasingpenile February 28, 2026

The Michelle way

1. When presented with a task the may require finesse with a precession screw driver, delivery repeated blows to fastener with nearest blunt object.

2. To convince something into place with suggesting taps of a balled fist, hip or foot.

How did you get your big hand in that little glove? I used the Michelle way.

by Sir Phillip the stout March 5, 2026

Midwest Microwave

When you fart under a blanket and don’t air it out for five + minutes. The fart ferments under the blanket. After letting the fart cook under the blanket for five minutes or more you air it out unleashing a terror the likes of which the world has never seen. WARNING MAY CAUSE VOMITING!

While watching a scary movie, Chase let one rip under the blanket. Chase let it sit in the Midwest microwave and during a jump scare unleashed a terror into the room that caused his friends to puke.

by Midwestern Expansion March 15, 2026

Uncle Michael

cool uncle hangs out with u takes you on trips and lives with you.

My Uncle Michael is taking me on vacation to Australia. cool uncle

by Funnypants78 March 17, 2026

Moldovan Micha

When you accidentally sit on your nuts and they start to inflate but you figure out you like the feeling of your nuts inflating so you cover your nuts in your own poop and sit on your nuts but you sit on your nuts too hard and they pop, sending poop, semen, and ballsack everywhere.

Cookie gave herself the Moldovan Micha last night.

by InoInoInoIno March 22, 2026

Double-Michigan

Two farts at the same time

“Hey Chad, let’s give those guys a double-Michigan”
Or
“Dennis fully blew a double-Michigan after dinner last night”

by DayBed July 31, 2025