You need some beard oil

A rude suggestion for a man with a very stiff and pointy beard, one that could pop balloons and pierce skin. The term will make the man question if his beard is hurting people. Often ends up being repeated until the man shaves his beard.

Amy Adam: God Jack Black, your beard is so pointy. You need some beard oil...
Jack Black: Shut up! I like it the way it is! Stop torturing me!

by RainbowRunner January 22, 2015

I love you hand squeeze

Holding your lovers hand and want to secretly let them know you love them. You squeeze their hand three times. Once for each word. I *squeeze* love*squeeze* you *squeeze*

Girlfriends mind: we’re in public.. but he’s so cute I wanna tell him I love him… oh I know!
-girlfriend grabs boyfriends hand and squeezes three times-

The I love you hand squeeze

by Errrorr November 25, 2022

I can't even hold you

Telling the full truth/ not lying at all

"yo I can't even hold you Abby said u a bitch bro"

by Lovers_island January 30, 2023

do you need a mario cart

do you need a mario cart is literally just asking if you need a cart they’re just adding the “mario” part into the question

do you need a mario cart?
yea i do mine ran out last week

by milfs101 November 16, 2021

I know where you live

i found you, if you don't start running then i'll make you do so

Person 1 : Amognus is relevant
Person 2 : I know where you live

by FostCore July 24, 2023

national fuck you paul day

National fuck you Paul day is held every night in my room, i’ll see you later Paul Castro.

I’m going to fuck Paul Castro so hard that we will call it national fuck you paul day

by Paul’s BF October 7, 2020

Why are you rejecting my words

You are rejecting my words I don't like it because they are good words and they took a lot of work and time please don't reject them. And don't forget thought

Why are you rejecting my words.

by Big cracka July 28, 2020