Mum don’t love me

when your mum don’t love you

Mum: I don’t love you anymore
Me: oh my mum don’t love me anymore cos i was an accident

by Haze_X12 May 11, 2022

Aespa impregnated me again but we love kpop and my dad and mum wont support me because their parents would beat them up. I have new mum bye bye.

Aespa impregnated me again but we love kpop and my dad and mum wont support me because their parents would beat them up. I have new mum bye bye. Need to wait for 10 years. You don’t know my rules so don’t judge that will be surprising I like surprise I can suicide.

Aespa impregnated me again but we love kpop and my dad and mum wont support me because their parents would beat them up. I have new mum bye bye.

by sdinaz October 24, 2023

Russian love tap

To knock out someone with a strong punch.

Yea so this guy named Nathan was being a bitch so I have him a Russian love tap.

by GreyTheHuman February 21, 2020

love glub

A Brazilian tongue hump, usually involving a lot of saliva

Person A: Bro, I got with this awesome Mormon chick last night
Person B: Did you give her the love glub?
Person A: totes!

by loveglub April 08, 2016

I love jules

So do i

I love jules

BROO I ALSO LOVE JULES

by S11nner June 08, 2022

love is paranoid

Love is paranoid is a legendary song by punk rock band “The Distillers”

Oh my! My love is paranoid

by Punkrocker!!! May 16, 2023

you will love it here

A type of flirting

Hinting that they like you

Or hinting that they want to be with you

“You will love it here”

by YingYang31 July 24, 2023