Spunky unicorn horn

Masturbating in subzero temperatures where the ejaculation freezes on discharge forming what looks like a unicorn horn

It was so cold last night when I had some self loving I created a spunky unicorn horn

by Scruffypaws January 4, 2018

hold your horses

meant for people with an ugly laughter, because they probably just sound like a horse

(shut up, be quiet, etc,...)

Juliette: "HYAHYAHYAHYAHYAHYA"

"JULIETTE HOLD YOUR HORSES !"

by aye ma name DeShawn January 7, 2018

spearing a horse

Taking a wooden stake strapping it to your dick and fucking a fat girl.

"Dude you were so drunk you were spearing a horse" -Clayton

by Horse jocky January 16, 2018

the hook’em horns

The Hook’em horns is similar to the concept of “two in the pink one in the stink” but here you do the hook’em horns hand gesture and apply the same concept as the “2 in the pink 1 in the stink”

“Bro I heard you hooked up with Charlene Last night “
“Yeah I used “the hook’em horns” on her”

by Lpnigga February 7, 2018

Saddling a dead horse

Originally meant for when someone put a condom on a limp penis. Currently used for safe rigging practices.

For a safe set, saddling a dead horse is NEVER safe.

by Stagecrewboi777 February 20, 2018

Tandem War Horse

When a person has cowgirl sex with one girl while another girl rides his face.

Melody and Trinity tandem war horsed me last night.

by Plunkinator May 31, 2018

Super eurobeating the dead horse

When something usually in the context of "beating the dead horse" is so abusively used that saying such is just not enough.

The term comes from the "violent" rhythm (as in high BPMs, not the genre itself) of Super Eurobeat music.

"Why is EA still being so greedy even after all that backlash?"
"They're just super eurobeating the dead horse when it comes to trying to extort gamer wallets..."

by Reventador427 May 15, 2018