I got that dog in me

When you get mounted by a dog and the red rocket goes in….and in an effort to save face, you try to act tough and start barking and grunting like a giga chad.

Dog: Woof! Woof! I’m gonna mount that man!

Nik: Oh no, not again!

Innocent bystander: Bro that dog is inside you!

Nik: (Obviously embarrassed) Arf! Arf! I got that dog in me! Get on my level!

by DarkCoffee January 12, 2025

Windows ME

Operating system that is ABSOLUTE SHIT

Windows ME is shit

by fc2078 January 19, 2021

color me out

To get the check . Similar to coloring in your chips at a casino

I’ll have one more beer then color me out ..

by Jailer1990 September 17, 2021

Me

That's you, not me. Me is not you. You is You, but still, to you, you is your me.

I am me, you is you.

by Pink pong May 13, 2020

Pick me dad

The sports dads that are always inserting themselves as if they’re a coach but not a coach

Look at Steve over there in the huddle with the team, what a pick me dad

by BlueChameleon June 11, 2024

Hit me where I don’t gaf

It’s where you hit someone somewhere and they say Ahha, you hit me right where I don’t gaf or “give a fuck”

Hit me where I don’t gaf

by Darren Upchurch September 7, 2021

Legislating to spite me

Oh yeah and colluding with media and politicians. Publishing studies.

Hym "And DEFINITELY legislating to spite me. Re-writing the entire psychological enterprise. Yes it's absolutely spite.

by Hym Iam March 5, 2024