You don’t hear me preaching on a Sunday

When you tell someone that something is a bad idea, they don’t believe you, and still do it anyways. The equivalent of “I told you so.”

Me: “We probably shouldn’t do anal.”
Us: *do anal
Wife: “Great, there’s shit on the comforter.”
Me: “Yeah, I knew this would happen, but you don’t hear me preaching on a Sunday.”

by The Griddler1 January 8, 2025

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slap me down and fuck me

1. The name of a drink in a Spanish Restaurant
2. Something you can ask when you are horny.

1. Un slap me down and fuck me por favor?
-Seguro.
2. Slap me down and fuck me
- Of course.

by randomegg400 January 9, 2025

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show me the banana

when you're so hot you're hurting someone's feelings

person a: "oh my god, i hope he doesn't send me photos. that'll make it worse."

person b: "right? like, show me the banana."

by poosaigh January 9, 2025

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has me jare

Means eat my balls in Romani language

person 1: hey man
person 2: Ooo, has me jare where have you been

by romanojare January 12, 2025

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I got that dog in me

When you get mounted by a dog and the red rocket goes in….and in an effort to save face, you try to act tough and start barking and grunting like a giga chad.

Dog: Woof! Woof! I’m gonna mount that man!

Nik: Oh no, not again!

Innocent bystander: Bro that dog is inside you!

Nik: (Obviously embarrassed) Arf! Arf! I got that dog in me! Get on my level!

by DarkCoffee January 12, 2025

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