Garden hose cock

A very Very VERY long penis
You can give a girl a cum goblin 1480 with one

Dude did you hear mike has a garden hose cock

by Nut funny man January 30, 2023

coo-coo-cock

When you alarm like a clock but its not your alarm its the boner you have in the morning that wakes you up

this morning 2 minutes before my alarm, I had a coo-coo-cock

by pookieposts March 1, 2023

Mr X Cock Size

Damn Mr X Has A Big Ass 19 Inch Cock

Mr X Cock Size Is Huge

by Mr X X X March 3, 2023

Sugar Plum Cock

So, a Sugar Plum Cock (SPC) is a cock, around the holiday season, that engages in anal intercourse and, when disengaging (withdrawing) pulls out a “plum.” The “plum” is actually a turd.

Oh! On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, one Sugar Plum Cock.

by Purplenado March 7, 2023

egg shaped cock

Per several news reports, this was the shape of Jeffrey Epstein’s penis. Yes, it was an egg shaped cock. So fucking gross.

Do not put that egg shaped cock anywhere near me you absolute motherfucker!

by Purplenado March 7, 2023

Alex’s Cock

Alex has a gigantic cock that all the boys want to have and some of the weird ones get on their knees for it but he don’t swing that way

Alex’s Cock is so unbelievably large

by ShowUsYaCunt March 8, 2023

straight up cock

The cock is straight, hard as steel, and cuts you like a knife. Oh yeah, baby!

I met M in a dive bar and we got to know each other. We went to his place and what I got was some straight up cock. I walked funny for a week.

by Purplenado March 10, 2023