When your partner is in the washing machine and you insert your penis inside her vagina while the washing machine is active. Not to be confused with the Reverse Alabamian Washing Machine.
by Capital_K December 10, 2024
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"I just bought a brand new version of The candy machine!"
"That's fucking awesome, just remember to oil up so it doesn't rip the testies"
"That's fucking awesome, just remember to oil up so it doesn't rip the testies"
by jepeliusmilo December 18, 2024
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by Tower0fdreams January 19, 2025
Get the testicles powered by machine guns mug.When you stuff your foreskin with your shit and shape the foreskin full of shit to a ball to the point to where it looks like a mace and getting smashed with it
by Itchy nut suck January 23, 2025
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Person 2: Yes.
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Get the Hodges "Cammie" Macomber: The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile Release 《¤》. mug.A phrase often seen in communities on Tumblr used to describe the sexual appeal of machinery, computers, pistons, wires, coding, etc. Often used to describe an attraction to robotic characters such as V1 or GLaDOS, though it can be used for inanimate machines as well.
“Did you see that video of a piston converting rotational energy into reciprocating motion I sent you?”
“Ough.. mnfgh.. I’m so normal about the inherent Eroticism of the Machine~”
“???”
“Ough.. mnfgh.. I’m so normal about the inherent Eroticism of the Machine~”
“???”
by words_and_phrases February 14, 2025
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