No One Runs Better Than Me

A phrase used by someone who claims to consistently get lucky in poker or similar games, often pulling the perfect card when needed to win crucial hands. It's typically said with confidence, humor, or playful arrogance.
Player 1: "You hit that flush on the river AGAIN?"
Player 2: "No one runs better than me!"
by whodat25555 February 05, 2025
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I got the item on me

A more subtle way to refer to drugs
“Also bro I got the item on me. You know, the goods
by That smart nigga January 27, 2024
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Me tease

When something someone says, applies to someone else as well and "describes" them
- I'm so tired of my job... I really want to quit...
- Me tease
by billsatin March 05, 2023
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Have sex with me

Something that women say when they don’t want to have sex with you.
Guy: hey! I think you’re really cute and was wondering if you’d like to get a coffee sometime? Also I have over 5,000 hours in award winning video game the Elder scrolls V Skyrim special addition and I know the entire lore.

Girl: have sex with me.

Guy: Oh ok, I’m sorry you feel that way but I respect your boundaries. Goodbye.
by DreamWullf August 31, 2023
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garage sale me

when a person tries to pawn off their crap on you from either their cube at work when they clean it out or from home because they are too lazy to get rid of it themselves.
Dude, no I don't want your poster of a cat "hanging in there." Stop trying to garage sale me your crap.

Dude, stop trying to garage sale me your old "recylce" bumper sticker. I don't want your crap.
by downwithgilmore July 08, 2009
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Slippin' On Me

Depending on context, this phrase can mean two different things.

1. Your girlfriend or significant other is cheating on you.

2. Somebody's girlfriend is cheating on them with you.
1. Hey, I think my girl is slippin' on me.

2. I've got your girl slippin' on me.
by aswef April 18, 2015
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fiddl me diddl

when you’re trying to sound sarcastically like an old person
grandma: wall fiddl me diddl! dis is vunderfull!
grandpa: bah humbug! berry vunverful indeed!
by pptepengy August 15, 2024
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