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Cock Womble

Someone who is in total admiration of their own perceived achievements. Often the achievements are day to day achievements that others take for granted like wiping their bum or blowing their nose. Often people who are cock wombles overuse winningest as the way to describe themselves.
I am Jason and I am the winningest poker player of Black Dog Poker. I am also the winningest at not inviting my friends over for a swim and for fixing an over priced mid life crisis audi. I am also the winningest at being the whiniest pom outside of England. Jason is a cock womble.
by The real Black Dog Poker August 29, 2022
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Cock

Eg. I have a farm of cock.
by Ulkaxe December 27, 2019
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giant horse cock

No, seriously , we know you don’t mean a horse and a cock on a farm, why look up giant horse cock
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cock demolisher

Someone who demolishes cock, most of the time a hoe. She sucks and fucks his 12incher till the sun comes up❤️. She gets him harder then him seeing his cousin Tom in tight spandex❤️
Jakob- How was your time with the cock demolisher yesterday
Me- She sucked my shit till it turned purple and then my asshole turn hot and swelled.
by Chilly Willy in my anus May 17, 2018
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Cock

A chicken, sometimes used as another word for a male reproductive organ.
I LOVED timothys cock.
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cock your hole

put a cock in your hole
A: Yo bitch, why are you so slow?
B: Cock your hole, my bag is heavy.
by anonymous April 15, 2022
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Cockroach Cock

An insult used for the most Cocky of Cockroach Cocks/assholes.
by CockroachCock December 30, 2022
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