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balls like mashed potatoes

Is a vivid and crude way of describing severe trauma or injury to someone's testicles (potatoes), implying they have been so badly crushed or damaged that they are no longer in their normal shape or condition. This expression is used to emphasize the extent of the injury and the extreme pain associated with it.
Guy 1: Fuck he crushed his nuts on the rail!
Guy 2: I bet he has balls like mashed potatoes now!
by DaveDH June 14, 2024
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balls

Balls, It lives in the inside of the human, Or i dont know, but its a body part, It can be used for jokes too, See?
Person 1: hey man wanna hear a joke
Person 2: alright
Person 1: balls hehe
Person 2: wow
by a man that is in ud August 20, 2022
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Dodge ball

by BIGGÆ123 August 12, 2019
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Kentucky Fast Ball

When you cum into your hand and throw it at your sister
Dude last night I pulled a Kentucky Fast Ball on my sister !
by RiasBloodRose September 6, 2016
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Schrodinger's Balls

when you're hanging out with your parents and your balls are hanging out your shorts and by the time you realize they're out you don't know if they've seen them or not so you can't say anything because you dont know
"I went Schrodinger's Balls mode last night while watching a movie with my parents, I swear to god they saw! "-Caelen
by gamergodXD June 2, 2023
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Whiffle-Ball

A speed ball is coke & heroin but a Whiffle-Ball is caffeine and weed. I don't mess with the hard stuff, let's make a Whiffle-Ball and go to the movies.
by Sweetie-Pie-1968 June 17, 2021
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Belle of the ball

A manlet in any social situation. Due to the self-evident fact that the petite and effeminate, little manlet boy is constantly towered over by every man, women and child that he unwisely comes into contact with, like the dwarfishly diminutive manlet fairy that he obviously is and despite his gnomish manletspeak tall tales and the high heels that he wears even in bed, there remains zero doubt that the maddeningly microscopic midget manlet is the belle of the ball wherever his stubby, little legs take him and that no amount of manlet cope or manlet rage can ever change the certainty of this universal truth. Especially in prison. Manlets, when will they learn?
Correctional officer 1: Call for backup! Why are those two manmores fighting? Correctional officer 2: Just chill. They are battling it out over that girlishly giggling prison wife manlet over there. He's the belle of the ball in here anyway. Correctional officer 1: You're right. Lol, doesn't he look cute in his improvised short shorts? Correctional officer 2: Hahahahaha! He sure does. Correctional officer 1: Manlets rise up!
by ManletDepreciator September 25, 2024
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