human crotch rocket

A short girl with attitude that should scare you away but body that attracts you more

I saw you helping the human crotch rocket, how did it go?

I was scared and turned on but I think she was cool

by Edwardreeses1125 July 3, 2023

human crotch rocket

A short girl with attitude that should scare you away but body that attracts you more

I saw you helping the human crotch rocket, how did it go?

I was scared and turned on but I think she was cool

by Edwardreeses1125 July 3, 2023

human crotch rocket

A small girl with a temper that should scare you away but is so attentive you’re willing to throw caution to the wind. Like riding a fast motorcycle.

I had a date with the human crotch rocket last night!

How was it? I know she’s very aggressive!

Like riding a ninja in the rain!

You have fun though?

Omg yes!!

by Edwardreeses1125 July 3, 2023

Don’t Rock the Jukebox

Don't rock the jukebox
I wanna hear some Jones
'Cause my heart ain't ready
For the Rolling Stones
I don't feel like rockin'
Since my baby's gone
So don't rock the jukebox
Play me a country song
Before you drop that quarter
Keep one thing in mind
You got a heart broke hillbilly
Standing here in line
I've been down and lonely
Ever since she left
Before you punch that number
Could I make one request?
Don't rock the jukebox
I wanna hear some Jones
'Cause my heart ain't ready
For the Rolling Stones
I don't feel like rockin'
Since my baby's gone
So don't rock the jukebox
Play me a country song
Now, I ain't got nothin'
Against rock and roll
But when your heart's been broken
You need a song that's slow
There ain't nothin' like a steel guitar
To drown a memory
Before you spend your money, baby
Play a song for me

And Don’t Rock the Jukebox
Wanna hear George Jones
'Cause my heart ain't ready
For the Rolling Stones
I don't feel like rockin'
Since my baby's gone
So don't rock the jukebox
Play me a country song
Yeah, don't rock the jukebox
Play me a country song

by Death Menace July 9, 2023

Indian sex rock

A big rock to hit one of the opposite gender in the head with to knock them out and have sex with them

Hey would you want to have sex? no !!?? Well, let me show you my Indian sex Rock!

by Sex rock hound July 16, 2023

Speeding Galaxy Rocks

A Rock (or rocks) that you can take and after taking these rocks you will be in a speedy flight to the Galaxy

I had some fire as Speeding Galaxy Rocks last night!!

by Change.Rosr34 August 14, 2023

THIS IS ROCKET LEAGUE

In game 7 of NRG vs Dignitas at the World Championship grand final, the teams are 3-3 in the series and 2-2 in the game. With just 4 seconds to go Turbopulsa scores to put Dignitas 3-2 up. With such a short amount of time remaining for NRG to equalise and force overtime, The kick-off goes in favour of NRG. The clock hits 0 as JSTN keeps the ball up in his corner by pinching it into the midfield towards Fireburner. Fireburner takes 50/50 with Turbopulsa pushing the ball to the right side of the field which bounces high above the Dignitas goal. JSTN comes soaring in from his side of the field and cushions the ball perfectly under Kaydop to even the score sheet and push into overtime.

This moment led to the famous “This is Rocket League” quote from caster Callum “Shogun” Keir.
Most iconic rocket league moment of all time.

"4 seconds left! NRG needs this immediately they’ve got the kickoff in there favor Kaydop tries to clear it is almost down, can't let it hit the floor.. Violentpanda hits it the long way and it’s almost there jstn keeps it alive challenge was right there it hits the corner NRG still around jstn is there for the shot and it’s in!! jstn!!! jstn!! this is rocket league!!

by sw_21 August 17, 2023