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Lonzo Ball

Goated Bulls point guard who won’t stop getting injured. Currently out on a wrist sprain and is getting surgery on it. Was part of the 2016 Chino Hills squad. His brother LaMelo, is a star for the Hornets in Charlotte. About on same level as Josh Giddey currently. Part of the first half of the 2025 Bulls 4 win streak.
“Is Lonzo Ball on the court in today’s game?”
“No, he’s out on another injury requiring surgery, of course.”
by Aluminumbook March 16, 2025
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Jungle Ball

A style of football where there is not one correct set of rules.

While official football, or soccer, is played on a flat rectangular grass-filled or artificial turf pitch it can be played anywhere such as back alleys, vacant lots, and green spaces.

The environment or natural surroundings of the field is the origin of the word.

As a type of street game, players create their own rules to suit their needs and field conditions.
Oh jungle ball, no rules.
Hahaha crazy guys.
by World Map January 20, 2021
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Female bowling ball

A woman with which one engages in a meaningful five minute relationship behind the bar. You pick her up, stick your meat in all three holes then chuck her in the gutter when you are done.
I had your mum last night. She's a female bowling ball
by Dr. Phil Yagash-Anass September 7, 2021
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Ball Goo

The little fuzz that comes from your underwear that sticks on the underside of your testicle mixed with your ball sweat.
Damn my ball goo is everywhere man”
by ball gooster December 18, 2022
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Balls

A synonymous word for boobs, first introduced by darkcosmos despite Bottomschmackenloudenboomer objections.
My balls are itching. My period must be this week.
by GodForReal July 4, 2017
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Ass Kicking Ball Massage

Her head game was on point, but when she started rubbing my balls,I could only concentrate on the ass kicking ball massage
by Captain haha August 12, 2021
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balls

Sarah sucked my balls until it was red.
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