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me espresso

When you're pissing and you try to get it out so fast that you feel like you're brewing the strongest espresso made to date.
Friend: Wow back so soon?
Me: Yeah, that's that me espresso
Friend: Damn, that busy huh
by Superminaren September 18, 2024
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Is there a laundry service near me that specializes in dry cleaning?
Is there a laundry service near me that specializes in dry cleaning?
by Drypure September 21, 2024
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Me

Seeing you…
I love to do…
It brightens my eyes…
Takes away any grey skies…

My love for you

I can not hide…
When you are by my side…
I go all googly inside…

It is YOU!!!!
Only YOU!!!!
That this I do…
Love YOU!!!!
Now…
Here…
Anywhere!!!
My dream!!!!
You loving me❤️❤️❤️❤️
by Just a girl with ❤️ for 1 September 30, 2024
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To fag me out

To make irretrivably queer. Co-extensive with losing one’s gay virginity. The sex has a wild quality about it. What one does to a not-so-straight guy whose curiosity has reached the crisis point
C’mon dude! I fucking can’t wait anymore. I really need you to fag me out!
by Frozen Prevert October 4, 2024
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Swallow me

What one might say after coming in a guy’s mouth. Said when one really wants to get off on a guy swallowing one’s fuck paste.
Fuck Dude, that was a hot suck job! Swallow me! Swallow me now!
by Frozen Prevert October 5, 2024
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Me

Never could I walk by and not try to see those eyes❤️❤️❤️❤️
I would rather have said,

Love on me everyday
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just give me my monkey

Person1:Just give me my monkey!
Person 2:Wheyyy!
by plato! November 7, 2024
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