do as i tell you you barrel of monkeypiss

when a father is telling his son to do something and the son isn't doing it and the dad gets pissed

when a father is telling his son to do something and the son isn't doing it and the dad gets pissed and says do as i tell you you barrel of monkeypiss

by The Bandit May 8, 2008

i before e except after c except when

I before e except after c except when your foreign neighbor Keith received eight counterfeit beige sleighs from feisty caffeinated weightlifters. Weird.

I before e except after c except when... this is what they taught you in the third grade math instead of how to pay taxes or something.

by StarPrismGaming April 4, 2021

I just shit all over that toilet bowl bitches

1) Mainly referring to when you shoot a basketball and the ball bounces around the rim numerous times before going in.

2) When riding a BMX bike in a bowl at a skate/bike park and you have a very good run.

3) Referring to when you eat a bowl of any chocolaty cereal at an incredibly fast rate.

4) When you literary shit on a toilet bowl at a females house.

May also be used as "you just shit all over tat toilet bowl bitch(s)"
or
I just shit all over that toilet bowl bitch

4) Jesse: "Yo Antwan did you hear what Wyatt did?"
Antwan: "No. Why what did he do?"
Wyatt: "Man I just shit all over that toilet bowl bitches."
*Rachel love comes home to find a steamy shit on her toilet bowl.*

by P.V.B September 18, 2011

Why am I awake at 3AM looking at Urban Dictionary?

Dude, Why are you here? Go to bed. If you have reached this point, abandon all hope.

Why am I awake at 3AM looking at Urban Dictionary?

by B R R R R R R R April 25, 2022

i lush,lubb,mush,gush,hush,slush you

the words you say when your to shy to tell the person your truelly in love with that you love them.

austin i lush,lubb,mush,gush,hush,slush you more than you will ever know<3

by snowbunny94 June 6, 2011

The only matter I do not take seriously, BOY, is you.

An insane quote by Thanos to Ronan.

Ronan: "I only ask that you take this matter seriously."

Thanos: "The only matter I do not take seriously, BOY, is you. Your politics bore me! Your demeanor is that of a pouting child. And apparently you alienated my favorite daughter, Gamora. I shall honor our agreement, Kree, if you bring me the Orb. But return to me again empty handed and I will bathe the star-ways with your blood."

by ZaneyP00 May 29, 2022

I slept like coarse woody debris last night.

A foresters way to say:
"I slept like a log last night."
"I slept well last night."
"I slept like a baby!"
"That was some awesome sleep!"

"Hey! How did you sleep last night?"

"I slept like coarse woody debris last night."

"No way! That's awesome."

by forestrychick November 30, 2011