National Chris-Rocks Day

National Chris-Rocks Day, when we celebrate all the men named Chris just because they rock!

"Honey, do you know what day it is today? It's National Chris-Rocks Day, we have to call Chris and tell him he rocks!"

by TheDefinierFort December 3, 2022

nasty ass rock

crack

Hobo 1: Mmm that nasty ass rock was good

Hobo 2: bitch

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! January 4, 2023

Australian snot rocket

A slang word for a huge cum shot…

bro, i blew the fattest Australian Snot Rocket last night.

by bo0f January 11, 2023

traffic cone rock

a genre of music characterized by slow, heavy drums, distorted guitars, lots of bass, and usually baritone saxophone.

“what do you think of this song?”

“it’s so cool! i love traffic cone rock!”

by nyxy.bo.bixy24 January 15, 2023

Monster on the Rocks

American beverage made by putting methamphetamine in a Monster energy drink, giving the drink a pop rocks texture and a heavier buzz.

"Craig– you absolutely have to quit meth. You're gonna die!"

"It's just a Monster with ice, man. I need it to wake up in the morning."

"I know what a monster on the rocks is. You need Jesus"

by ItsCreegMan January 16, 2023

Feather Standing Rock

The most perfect thing to exist.

I wish to be just like Feather Standing Rock.

by rehtaefz February 24, 2023

We're on a rock in space

The perfect excuse to literally anything
Meant to symbolize "Nothing really matters"
Also makes you sound super fucking stupid

"Dude, are you sure you wanna eat all those ghost peppers?"

"We're on a rock in space."

by DudeBroKowski March 31, 2023