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dutch mickey

The Dutch Mickey is a sexual move performed by clasping the hands together in the shape of an imaginary Mickey Mouse ears and to poke your John’s anus, often while exclaiming “Woo-Hoo - welcome to Mickeys House Bitch”.
While wandering the back alleys of Amsterdam in his assless chaps, Remko was surprised by a Dutch Mickey…
by Buford C Cabhash March 5, 2024
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dirty mica

A dirty mica is an expression that describes the phenomena of interrupting sexual activities for talking about neurobiology while wiggeling with your belly.
I only passed exam, because my boyfriend does the dirty mica so many times. I'm now wiser and less sexually satisfied.
by Crazytitties March 7, 2024
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oliver michael wagner

Something or someone in which whom particaptes in mass goon sessions while getting blumpkins from black oily men
Nathan is such an oliver michael wagner bro
by ignatiuslaflamme March 18, 2024
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Spanish Microphone

When you put hot sauce in your anus and have a partner out their lips up to your cheeks and then your defalcate in their mouth.
I just gave my brother a messy spanish microphone
by Blumpkinlover4 March 29, 2024
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John Michael

Eg. I'm John Michaeling this weekend

I'm gonna pull a John Michael this week
by anonymous April 17, 2024
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being microwaved

Will never cook, is not cooking, has no intent of cooking.
by michealsuxs April 17, 2024
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A Mickey Mouse

A guy with huge balls and tiny dick. The large balls are the ears and the small dick is the nose and together that makes it look like Mickey Mouse.
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