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Jerald Syndrome

noun a psychological tendency in which an individual is unable to emotionally detach from a former romantic partner, often characterized by persistent rumination about the past relationship and repeated attempts to rekindle it.
My boi Jerald seems to be struggling with Jerald Syndrome lately, but to be honest I think he just wanna fuck.
by BIGASSCC September 28, 2025
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Glock Derangement Syndrome

A condition where someone will own a competitor to a Glock (example being the Sig Sauer ball destroyer) and constantly yap about how it’s “so much better than a Glock”, yet Glock still lives rent free in their head
“Bro my P320 is so much better than a Glock

“Mf you got Glock Derangement Syndrome
by everythingelseistakenbruhh September 28, 2025
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Empty Screen Syndrome

The anxious paralysis that strikes when a student or professional stares at a blank screen, unsure how to begin a task—especially when AI tools are available but ethical use is unclear. Often triggered by perfectionism, decision fatigue, or fear of misusing technology.
He stared at the Canvas assignment page for 20 minutes, then Googled ‘how to start a paper.’ Classic Empty Screen Syndrome.
by Briton Phillip October 1, 2025
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Cooper Syndrome

Cooper Syndrome

*noun*

A sudden, unexpected shift in perspective where someone realizes they aren't actually against families or supportive of senseless violence, often after a moment of deep self-reflection or witnessing something emotionally impactful. Named after a hypothetical person named Cooper who might’ve had such an epiphany.

*Example:* "Dude, I used to rant about overpopulation, but after seeing my niece smile, I got hit with Cooper Syndrome and now I just want everyone to be safe."

*Synonyms:* Family Feels, Sudden Empathy

*Related:* Heartstrings, Heartbeat.
"He was all about ‘no rules, no ties,’ until he got hit with Cooper Syndrome at his sister’s wedding and started talking about protecting future generations."
by Deport October 1, 2025
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Legend Syndrome

A contagious condition between one alpha co-worker and a beta co-worker where the condition of being a high performer is transmitted.
Conar was clearly responsible for the Legend Syndrome of Sam, he did great today!
by Lady DangerMouse October 2, 2025
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New Vegas Syndrome

When one games community has an overwhelming sense of superiority over the other games in the series/other versions of the game, and will take any chance to slander the other games.

Most commonly seen with Fallout: New Vegas fans and Minecraft Java Edition players.
"Fallout 3 is the worst game in the series, New Vegas shits on it in every way" (guy with new vegas syndrome)
"this is a Skyrim video" (other guy who likes another fallout game more)
by annmaoclarcaris October 5, 2025
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Gatsby Syndrome

Posting, Reposting, Liking, or any other form of sharing on social media, with the intent of someone specific seeing the "message"
1. Posting something hoping your crush will see is an example of gatsby syndrome, you got this!

2. Liking a post about how the "love of your life" hurt you is also Gatsby Syndrome, you tell them bestie 💞
by theatergeeeek October 5, 2025
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