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Andrew syndrome

Andrew syndrome basically mean you're dumb, and lack common/general knowledge or even not knowing how too spell,it is a very unique syndrome.
omg I don't understand a word she is saying, she most likely has andrew syndrome.

bro I don't think what you said makes sense,do you have andrew syndrome?
by ilbbbmmh June 28, 2023
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Brawlhalla Syndrome

A condition in which a player with no money will be bad at every game they play, with the one exception being Brawlhalla. No matter how much you play the game, no matter your skill level, you will always be SMOKED by said player.
Person 1: You're the most ass Bödvar I've ever had the displeasure of playing against.
Person 2: At least I don't suffer from Brawlhalla Syndrome.
by zoopboi July 15, 2023
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After the women gets the d, in addition to the numbness of the lower limbs she becomes delusional and can no longer muster any rational thoughts and becomes hysterical because she has quite literally had her mind fucked.
I fucked Stacy so hard last night she went A.D.D.S. (after dick delusion syndrome) and started talking about her moms birthday party!
by The master of the d September 30, 2013
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Rosbotham Syndrome

Rosbotham is a disease that occurs in the anal canal that spreads to the brain within days. Patients with this disease often develop obesity due to reduced mobility, hygiene issues, brain damage and developmental issues. It is recommended those who have this to not leave their homes as it is highly contagious. There is no known cause, but scientists believe being in places with high bacteria such as school yards or public bathrooms have a relation. The treatment for this disease is pills called Senokot and Dulcolax. This disease is fairly new and not well known, this disease was founded by doctors and scientists on the 29th of April 2025. Doctors describe this disease as ‘IBS on steroids’.

Symptoms include:

Development issues (if under 25)
Excruciating bowel movements.
Gaining a concerning amount of pounds within a short amount of time, no matter what you eat or what your metabolism is like.
Mental health issues such as intrusive thoughts and impulsive actions, low motivation to leave bed, and hygiene issues.
Mobility issues.
Fever like symptoms (runny nose, cough, aches, diarrhea)
Bad memory, such as forgetting important information about yourself or others.
Rotting teeth, which is caused by the bacteria heading towards your brain, thankfully if you get help at this stage doctors can stop the bacteria getting to your brain which can make treatment quicker.
If you or anyone you know is displaying symptoms of this disease, please get medical help immediately.
Elizabeth: My bowel movements have been so hard lately! I’ve tried every OTC medication and nothing works! Ugh! And it’s making my teeth turn yellow! And I have hardly any motivation anymore, what am I gonna tell my mum!?

Logan: Uhh.. What you’re describing sounds a bit like a new disease called Rosbotham’s Syndrome, I think you should go get checked!

Elizabeth: Okay! Thanks for letting me know!

Doctor: You have been diagnosed with Rosbotham Syndrome.

Elizabeth: Nooo! Please help me!

Doctor: Take these pills, Senokot and Dulcolax. Take 1 pill each every morning and 1 pill each before bed. You will be on this treatment for 6 months, and if the bacteria is still present, we may have to keep you prescribed.

Elizabeth: Okay Doctor, Thank you so much!
by loganb1089 May 2, 2025
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Lover Syndrome

When someone avoids you or gives you the cold shoulder due to a significant other, boyfriend, girlfriend, etc. It also implies to people who hang out with their lover and avoid their own friends. (Also referred to as *Simon Syndrome*)
Friend 1: Ugh, ever since Simon started going out with her he's been avoiding all his friends and homies just to spend time with her.

Friend 2: Oh that's definitely *Lover Syndrome*. Guy wants to be around her so much he'll avoid his own friends and ignore them.
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Slappy Syndrome

When someone is depressingly horny to the point of the exhaustion.

One may experience one or more of the following:
Obsession/fixation with one's own right hand
Frequent masturbation (~5-10 times a day)
Loss of appetite

Uneven arm strength
Shakiness when speaking to women
"Yo that dude hasn't gotten play in months, he must have Slappy Syndrome"
by Ilove11 February 6, 2023
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tentacion-syndrome

When an artist will only be known after he/she dies
Do you know him?
Yeah..... and he is dead
Seriously??? But I,am in love with his voice
Yeah.... he is suffering from tentacion-syndrome
by KertiYeti February 11, 2021
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