When you insert your penis into their mouth during sleep, causing the airway to become restricted and resulting in a sudden, violent awakening that may or may not cause severe damage to one's member.
To get her back for making fun of my snoring, I gave her an episode of Cock Apnea! I'll be out of the hospital next week.
by Byram Suddarth III June 28, 2024

Like a crazy cat lady, a Cock Gaggler is one who hoards cocks. They do not share the cocks they obtain with anyone else. The cocks they get there hands on are theirs, and theirs to keep.
by Jagaimo Punisher June 12, 2018

When 3 or more guys out their dicks in a cup, then add fruit, milk, and ice. Then, it is stirred with the dicks in the cup. A 4th person then drinks it through a straw. Blowjob optional.
hey ben, dillion, jamie, and austin, come over here and take your dicks out to make me a cock smoothie
by babyturtle69 January 23, 2022

by Ranchapplebottom September 26, 2022

by Captain Carrots February 17, 2024

(noun) Results when the senior leadership at your company is comprised almost exclusively of white men, ie. a good ol'boys club.
by Chaos Agent October 5, 2021

A state of gleaming chaos where, after a night of heat and hedonism, the one who smoothed the surface is now lit, loud, and lusting for more — slick with energy, shameless in desire, and far from done.
by HVAC master June 19, 2025
