LIS also known as Locked-In Syndrome is a common disease where "quirky" and not always intelligent Generation Alpha children have every muscle in their body stop working and can only blink and look up and down. This includes but is not limited to: 3rd graders, 4th graders, 5th graders/ and select 6th graders.
person: "Timmy said his friend was, "locked in" yesterday, hah!"
Timmy's friend: *trying to blink in Morse code to tell you it's Locked-In Syndrome, not locked in, two completely different things.
Timmy's friend: *trying to blink in Morse code to tell you it's Locked-In Syndrome, not locked in, two completely different things.
by Thank God Im Not Gen Alpha April 8, 2024
Get the Locked-In Syndromemug. When a person(s) think they are hitler and they try to commit suicide like hitler to prove their point
by Kellands August 31, 2023
Get the Hitler Syndromemug. Highway Patrol Syndrome is a highly contagious condition caused by the sheer awesomeness of the Sheriff’s Office, making highway patrol officers irresistibly want to transfer. In Mecklenburg County alone, seven cases have been reported in the last two days.
by Samuel Shunk August 22, 2025
Get the Highway Patrol Syndromemug. The impulse or compulsion to go out and get wild on a Friday night. Not doing so leaves one with either sadness or depression
"I can't stay at home and do nothing. I need to head to the club or my Friday Night Syndrome will kick in"
by MordecaiWrote August 13, 2021
Get the Friday Night Syndromemug. Toufis syndrome is a very rare syndrome that occurred during the late 2010s, it is the syndrome that causes you constant denial and strong opinions about topics you have no experience in
i.e I won my lane it was jungler's fault that i lost the game, excuse my delusion , i am suffering from troufis syndrome
by troufium March 22, 2021
Get the Troufis syndromemug. Rosbotham is a disease that occurs in the anal canal that spreads to the brain within days. Patients with this disease often develop obesity due to reduced mobility, hygiene issues, brain damage and developmental issues. It is recommended those who have this to not leave their homes as it is highly contagious. There is no known cause, but scientists believe being in places with high bacteria such as school yards or public bathrooms have a relation. The treatment for this disease is pills called Senokot and Dulcolax. This disease is fairly new and not well known, this disease was founded by doctors and scientists on the 29th of April 2025. Doctors describe this disease as ‘IBS on steroids’.
Symptoms include:
Development issues (if under 25)
Excruciating bowel movements.
Gaining a concerning amount of pounds within a short amount of time, no matter what you eat or what your metabolism is like.
Mental health issues such as intrusive thoughts and impulsive actions, low motivation to leave bed, and hygiene issues.
Mobility issues.
Fever like symptoms (runny nose, cough, aches, diarrhea)
Bad memory, such as forgetting important information about yourself or others.
Rotting teeth, which is caused by the bacteria heading towards your brain, thankfully if you get help at this stage doctors can stop the bacteria getting to your brain which can make treatment quicker.
If you or anyone you know is displaying symptoms of this disease, please get medical help immediately.
Symptoms include:
Development issues (if under 25)
Excruciating bowel movements.
Gaining a concerning amount of pounds within a short amount of time, no matter what you eat or what your metabolism is like.
Mental health issues such as intrusive thoughts and impulsive actions, low motivation to leave bed, and hygiene issues.
Mobility issues.
Fever like symptoms (runny nose, cough, aches, diarrhea)
Bad memory, such as forgetting important information about yourself or others.
Rotting teeth, which is caused by the bacteria heading towards your brain, thankfully if you get help at this stage doctors can stop the bacteria getting to your brain which can make treatment quicker.
If you or anyone you know is displaying symptoms of this disease, please get medical help immediately.
Elizabeth: My bowel movements have been so hard lately! I’ve tried every OTC medication and nothing works! Ugh! And it’s making my teeth turn yellow! And I have hardly any motivation anymore, what am I gonna tell my mum!?
Logan: Uhh.. What you’re describing sounds a bit like a new disease called Rosbotham’s Syndrome, I think you should go get checked!
Elizabeth: Okay! Thanks for letting me know!
Doctor: You have been diagnosed with Rosbotham Syndrome.
Elizabeth: Nooo! Please help me!
Doctor: Take these pills, Senokot and Dulcolax. Take 1 pill each every morning and 1 pill each before bed. You will be on this treatment for 6 months, and if the bacteria is still present, we may have to keep you prescribed.
Elizabeth: Okay Doctor, Thank you so much!
Logan: Uhh.. What you’re describing sounds a bit like a new disease called Rosbotham’s Syndrome, I think you should go get checked!
Elizabeth: Okay! Thanks for letting me know!
Doctor: You have been diagnosed with Rosbotham Syndrome.
Elizabeth: Nooo! Please help me!
Doctor: Take these pills, Senokot and Dulcolax. Take 1 pill each every morning and 1 pill each before bed. You will be on this treatment for 6 months, and if the bacteria is still present, we may have to keep you prescribed.
Elizabeth: Okay Doctor, Thank you so much!
by loganb1089 May 2, 2025
Get the Rosbotham Syndromemug. by C.Nebula September 22, 2017
Get the sensitive throat syndrome (s.t.s)mug.