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Dog cock

Eww, you stink like dog cock.
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Sometimes, I like to shout things out” (Oh like what, you ask?) “DOG COCK” is the reply you yell at the top of your voice.
by The dog cocker August 26, 2019
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Cock

A big rod located on the lower body region of a male human being, that can come in all different sizes and colours. This weapon of mass destruction is perfect for sexual intercourse and is also a good sucking tool (not for babies however). Cocks mainly come in the shape of a banana but everyone is different. The bigger the cock, the better because size does matter.
Jennifer: OMG last night I rode Bobby's massive cock in the backseat of his car.

Linda: Shut up! How massive are we talking?

Jennifer: Let's just say that it reminded me of that time I got anal from my grandad's horse.

Linda: Wow that IS big! Can we have a threesome sometime?

Jennifer: Sure, there's enough cock on his body for the entire grade! And also ur ass is super thic so I can't wait to eat that cake up.

Linda: (biting her lip) Jennifer stop! Hey, I need to go to the bathroom... wanna come too?

Jennifer: Of course bitch. (Slaps Linda's thic ass)
by I_Have_Cake69420 July 18, 2021
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cock pocket

A pouch that performs the same function as pockets on the pocketless Scottish kilt An American version of a Sporran.
The Scotsman put his money in his cock pocket.
by MrWiz69 July 2, 2011
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The cock

The cock is a metaphorical term for a hard penis
You think she likes the cock that girl loves the cock
by Assume the position July 23, 2019
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Car cock

A person who is only a dick when they're driving
David why are you being a car cock??
by Bust a move hunny October 23, 2016
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cock-a-doo invasion force

Invasion by illegal immigration where the invading body consists not of soldiers but cowardly men hiding behind women and children.
The cock-a-doo invasion force was able to gain entry by sympathy of their host country.
by ScottSullivan October 22, 2018
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cock slamming

When a woman takes the role of the male in sexual intercourse by imitating the motion of male penetration against her partners genitals. In some examples the male may position himself in "doggy" with his penis facing outwards to the rear while the female "cock slams" herself against him
Tiffany was a a tinder hoe who loved to take on the role of male domination by "cock slamming" her sexual victims
by cockslammer January 3, 2017
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