Edith Derangement Syndrome or (EDS) is an unhealthy association or symbiotic enabling relationship with the character Edith from Downton Abbey. EDS results in people dismissing Edith's clear character faults and borderline antisocial personality disorder (ASPD) because they empathize with the character to a harmful level. It is an extreme and often imagined form of middle-child syndrome.
We tried to have a rational conversation on an episode of Downton Abbey but a person suffering from Edith Derangement Syndrome (EDS) prevented this by dismissing whole cloth her clearly immoral actions because someone didn't give her enough attention.
by HokeThink March 10, 2024
Get the edith derangement syndromemug. Having feelings for and / or a crush on someone who you are not yet close enough with to ask out - someone experiencing this syndrome will appear to have ‘heart eyes’ when said person enters a room, attempting to telepathically communicate with person
by cartoonsandcats February 11, 2019
Get the Heart Eye Syndromemug. Male Loneliness Syndrome, known as MLS, is a "mental disorder" described by heterosexual males, most commonly Incels, as something caused by female rejection. Realistically, most people who claim to have this disorder typically put in little-to-no effort to build relationships or trust in women, and simply want to blame women for how unfuckable they are, as well as the fact that they are unfathomably socially inept.
John: I overheard Cody talking about his Male Loneliness Syndrome to Amber, no wonder she keeps rejecting him!
Dave: Yeah man, he really needs to learn how to socialize... I almost feel bad about it.
Dave: Yeah man, he really needs to learn how to socialize... I almost feel bad about it.
by M-GRAVES February 9, 2025
Get the Male Loneliness Syndromemug. Rosbotham is a disease that occurs in the anal canal that spreads to the brain within days. Patients with this disease often develop obesity due to reduced mobility, hygiene issues, brain damage and developmental issues. It is recommended those who have this to not leave their homes as it is highly contagious. There is no known cause, but scientists believe being in places with high bacteria such as school yards or public bathrooms have a relation. The treatment for this disease is pills called Senokot and Dulcolax. This disease is fairly new and not well known, this disease was founded by doctors and scientists on the 29th of April 2025. Doctors describe this disease as ‘IBS on steroids’.
Symptoms include:
Development issues (if under 25)
Excruciating bowel movements.
Gaining a concerning amount of pounds within a short amount of time, no matter what you eat or what your metabolism is like.
Mental health issues such as intrusive thoughts and impulsive actions, low motivation to leave bed, and hygiene issues.
Mobility issues.
Fever like symptoms (runny nose, cough, aches, diarrhea)
Bad memory, such as forgetting important information about yourself or others.
Rotting teeth, which is caused by the bacteria heading towards your brain, thankfully if you get help at this stage doctors can stop the bacteria getting to your brain which can make treatment quicker.
If you or anyone you know is displaying symptoms of this disease, please get medical help immediately.
Symptoms include:
Development issues (if under 25)
Excruciating bowel movements.
Gaining a concerning amount of pounds within a short amount of time, no matter what you eat or what your metabolism is like.
Mental health issues such as intrusive thoughts and impulsive actions, low motivation to leave bed, and hygiene issues.
Mobility issues.
Fever like symptoms (runny nose, cough, aches, diarrhea)
Bad memory, such as forgetting important information about yourself or others.
Rotting teeth, which is caused by the bacteria heading towards your brain, thankfully if you get help at this stage doctors can stop the bacteria getting to your brain which can make treatment quicker.
If you or anyone you know is displaying symptoms of this disease, please get medical help immediately.
Elizabeth: My bowel movements have been so hard lately! I’ve tried every OTC medication and nothing works! Ugh! And it’s making my teeth turn yellow! And I have hardly any motivation anymore, what am I gonna tell my mum!?
Logan: Uhh.. What you’re describing sounds a bit like a new disease called Rosbotham’s Syndrome, I think you should go get checked!
Elizabeth: Okay! Thanks for letting me know!
Doctor: You have been diagnosed with Rosbotham Syndrome.
Elizabeth: Nooo! Please help me!
Doctor: Take these pills, Senokot and Dulcolax. Take 1 pill each every morning and 1 pill each before bed. You will be on this treatment for 6 months, and if the bacteria is still present, we may have to keep you prescribed.
Elizabeth: Okay Doctor, Thank you so much!
Logan: Uhh.. What you’re describing sounds a bit like a new disease called Rosbotham’s Syndrome, I think you should go get checked!
Elizabeth: Okay! Thanks for letting me know!
Doctor: You have been diagnosed with Rosbotham Syndrome.
Elizabeth: Nooo! Please help me!
Doctor: Take these pills, Senokot and Dulcolax. Take 1 pill each every morning and 1 pill each before bed. You will be on this treatment for 6 months, and if the bacteria is still present, we may have to keep you prescribed.
Elizabeth: Okay Doctor, Thank you so much!
by loganb1089 May 2, 2025
Get the Rosbotham Syndromemug. a highly common disease amongst trump supporters and maga folks. Symptoms include believing that Trump will fix everything with the nation or lower grocery or gas prices
John scrolling through news on Facebook sees a comment on a post about gas prices
Commenter: just you wait trump is going to lower gas prices across America
John: that person probably has delusional trump supporter syndrome dtss
Commenter: just you wait trump is going to lower gas prices across America
John: that person probably has delusional trump supporter syndrome dtss
by Backstroke swimmer 24 March 15, 2025
Get the delusional trump supporter syndrome dtssmug. What do we know about the Reem Syndrome? ; This condition is considered to be the rarest condition in the world. Reem Syndrome (RS), is a condition which causes the human to become ultimately perfect, This condition can cause muscle growth, Perfect performances at any hobbies, and reduction of stupidity in the brain.
So far, Scientists have found that only one person appears to have this condition. And that is “Reem Tutus” Some say she created the the Reem Syndrome, Some say it was named after her, But we might never find out.
Whoever dares to say they have the Reem Syndrome Might just be a fool.
it isnt JUST an inside joke, its the reem tutus syndrome.
So far, Scientists have found that only one person appears to have this condition. And that is “Reem Tutus” Some say she created the the Reem Syndrome, Some say it was named after her, But we might never find out.
Whoever dares to say they have the Reem Syndrome Might just be a fool.
it isnt JUST an inside joke, its the reem tutus syndrome.
person: “do you think i have reem syndrome? i wanna get diagnosed”
person1: “ lose the ego monkei, only reem tutus has that condition.”
person1: “ lose the ego monkei, only reem tutus has that condition.”
by reemiee pooo February 25, 2024
Get the reem syndromemug. When someone has a unrealistic perception of their own competence and / or importance within a team or organization. Degrees of Ganton Syndrome are often inversely proportionate to the actual capability of those who suffer from it.
Tom: Why the would Gary think he's capable of running the company when he's at best, a shitty secretary?
Jim: He must have a bad case of Ganton Syndrome.
Jim: He must have a bad case of Ganton Syndrome.
by Gantoning July 24, 2016
Get the Ganton Syndromemug.