Balled

The act of putting a males genitals in each of another person's nostrils.

Did you see Jessica just get balled

by Asshole that steals bagels November 23, 2021

Tactical Balls Deeping

When Ori doesn't believe its a thing.

Ori, its tactical balls deeping for a reason.

by vegarth July 28, 2017

As Absolute Balls

To an extreme degree

"It is hot as absolute balls out here. I'm sweating like a pig."

by DoubleDDucky September 25, 2016

Spirit Ball

Spirit ball is the advanced version of the popular drinking game "Beer Pong".
All the rules are the same, the only change is that instead of using beer you play with hard liquor (spirits)... with the same quantity of liquid. Usually you can only play one game.

"Hey man, wanna play Beer Pong?"
"How about some Spirit Ball?!"
"Hell yeah! Let's get smashed!"

by HappyGiraffe April 08, 2016

throat balls

the tonsils

man, my throat hurts! does your throat balls hurt????

by shortshit6699 December 03, 2019

Ball Blues

It is when you want to have sex, but you are an incel, and you can´t have sex until the whole universe decide it for you... whe nthe stars get aligned... or when your wife decide to be good with you....

Example 1:
-Man!, i have ball blues... aaaagh!
-Oh dude! again? do you want some budsex?
-WTF! I'm not that desperated

Example 2:
Tonight my girlfriend killed my ball blues... Now i'm fine! :D

Example 3:
-What happen with you? why so anxious
-I'm desperated to finish my working hours, this ball blues is kiling me...
-Don't tel me you're going with scorts again! Dude!

by Sinvídet May 12, 2022

Joed the ball

A basketball player who thinks he/her is the best dribbler and gets the ball poked and stolen or excessively over dribbles to the point of losing the ball.

"Why does this guy think he's good? He joed the ball three times already."

by Au RYNO January 23, 2024