fart-cock

someone who has no common sense and is rude all the time.

jesse has been a real fart-cock today, he's been playing fortnite all day!

by smittywinkle April 12, 2019

Fat bulging huge gay humungous cock

A large cock that is big big big big big and sometimes goes into the male anus.

Dude I got fucked by a Fat bulging huge gay humungous cock lastnight!

by scythe021 May 26, 2024

Cock shock

Seeing a penis you weren't ready to see

Suzy received cock shock when she opened the snap from tom

by Tommythecat96 May 16, 2016

thigh cock

when a dude is super sweaty and naked and his cock can’t help but stick to his thigh

“Jishwa’s thigh cock was practically glued to his leg last night”

by Olee pelli October 23, 2017

Betty Crocker cock blocker

A muffin top, front butt if you will. It prevents you from getting laid.

“We went out one time, had a lot of fun, but he never made a second date and it’s all because of my Betty Crocker cock blocker of a tum tum”.

by Neener1966 September 5, 2022

Cock-o-milk

Another word for man juice.

I bet this exotic beauty would like some of my cock-o-milk.

by Pier.re March 18, 2012

Cock shot

The Coch shot is a form of CBT

Cock shot-The act of cutting another man’s penis off and hitting him in the face with it with a slingshot

by Sillyjizzy April 28, 2024