diet coke (cock)

When a strapping young fellow strolls into a ghetto Wendys drive through (specifically one near Chens) and requests for a “ extra large diet coke” , just know , that pubescent half nut actually means “ cock” , and present him with just as such.

“ Can i get a large diet coke (cock)
“I know ExActLy how to make that to your upmost expectations. Pull up to the second window for your Cock and some toasted buns on the side ;) “

by thecockwhisperer November 30, 2021

Andrew's Cock

A cock that is very crooked, caused from a traumatic experience involving a girl jumping on his cock drunk from the end of the bed. After that, no girl wanted his cock. It looked like a lightning bolt.

I don't want an Andrew's Cock it's crooked

by Master Dook December 4, 2021

Live by the cock die by the cock

my philosophy on life

Fuck while you can cause tomorrow is never guaranteed. Live by the cock die by the cock

by D Flawless December 6, 2021

Rocket thruster cock buster 3000

Put your dick in a MTT branded *Rocket Thruster* While waiting for your grandma to bang your sister. Once the timer finished, Break open the door and scream Rocket Thruster Cock Buster! (copyright MTT) After this get your prepared thermo nuclear rocket, and remove the wire.

Hey bro, have you used the Rocket Thruster Cock buster 3000 before?
What the fuck Gary

by MTT (copyright 2069) January 20, 2022

Schrodinger's Cock

A cock that is neither small nor big until it is whipped out

"The schrodinger's cock on that guy is insane"

by Pider-Myn January 29, 2022

snub nosed cock

a dick without foreskin

my parents are jewish so i didn't get a choice on having a snub nosed cock

by Chimpanzee_With_Glock December 20, 2021

Lazy fucking cock

Someone who is really too lazy for their own good.
Also, MixableBean's identical twin brother.

LFC: Hey hand me that paper.
MB: It is two inches away from you, you lazy fucking cock.

As a pro noun.

ie: Have you met my brother Lazy Fucking Cock?

by Heathen is High February 12, 2022