folk boy syndrome

the disease contracted by knowing/meeting/listening to too many cute folk boy americana musicians

symptoms include:
-shakes
-vertigo
-nausea

-insomnia
-death

ever since she went to that americana set, with the 70s boys and their harmonicas she’s felt sick, i think she might have folk boy syndrome

by itsmeifyourewondering November 2, 2025

IMMM Syndrome

IMMM Syndrome or “I Miss My Man Syndrome” occurs when a girl, well, misses her man. Usually used by girls in healthy relationships 🙂 ↕️ She’s usually always talking about him. She even misses him even if they were separated but a few minutes earlier

“Laila is always talking about her boyfriend, it’s genuinely so annoying” “She can’t help it. She has IMMM Syndrome 🤷🏾 ♀️”

by @pp1ec00chi3 November 23, 2024

Jeff syndrome

When you ship a car worth nothing and freak out from the moment it gets picked up. You think that someone is trying to steal your car and you are very upset and confused that no one is updating you every second of the process.

man that guy suffers from Jeff Syndrome

by redmanrunning23 June 2, 2022

work syndrome

When your body begins to shut down right before your shift, you begin to feel really sick. (Often caused by stress from work)

Today isn't such a great day, I haven't been feeling good due to work syndrome.

by Judie Bloom January 3, 2016

Zach Syndrome

Zach Syndrome is a disorder in which the person says the N-word randomly or in every single sentence.

Dude. He kept saying the N-word constantly. I think he has Zach Syndrome.

by MousePad04 June 29, 2022

sensitive throat syndrome (s.t.s)

the burning feeling you get in the back of your throat after smoking pot

I can't smoke anymore, I have sensitive throat syndrome (s.t.s) .

by C.Nebula September 22, 2017

Highway Patrol Syndrome

Highway Patrol Syndrome is a highly contagious condition caused by the sheer awesomeness of the Sheriff’s Office, making highway patrol officers irresistibly want to transfer. In Mecklenburg County alone, seven cases have been reported in the last two days.

Wow MCSO is so awesome, I guess I have Highway Patrol Syndrome.

by Samuel Shunk August 22, 2025