Cock holster

A one size fits all Orpheus that allows ones dick to be parked for an unlimited period of time.

Richard yells to his girlfriend to quit running her cock holster.

by Shellbell333 February 12, 2018

Betty Crocker cock blocker

A muffin top, front butt if you will. It prevents you from getting laid.

“We went out one time, had a lot of fun, but he never made a second date and it’s all because of my Betty Crocker cock blocker of a tum tum”.

by Neener1966 September 5, 2022

Booze Cock

When you get drunk off wine and fortnite and can't get it up anymore

"Josh couldn't finish with Kaitlyn last night, bad case of booze cock." "I heard that's his third time now."

by ShadyLamp109872 May 2, 2025

Cock shock

Seeing a penis you weren't ready to see

Suzy received cock shock when she opened the snap from tom

by Tommythecat96 May 16, 2016

fart-cock

someone who has no common sense and is rude all the time.

jesse has been a real fart-cock today, he's been playing fortnite all day!

by smittywinkle April 12, 2019

Cock-o-milk

Another word for man juice.

I bet this exotic beauty would like some of my cock-o-milk.

by Pier.re March 18, 2012

Gigantic cock

Something marek searches for

Y: Marek, what r u searching for
M: gigantic cock
M: jo

by Šuk May 23, 2018