Cock ranching

When you run out of lube for masturbation and decide to use ranch as a substitute , and then you aggressively beat your meat then finish into the bottle of ranch the drink it

Bro I was cock ranching so hard yesterday that my cock turned into salad

by George ranchington February 28, 2018

Cock-Pizza

When you're doing missionary and you lay your sexual partner down on their back and slap down the following ingredients on their belly/cock and or tits.

-Mozzarella
-Pepperoni
-Bell-Peppers
-Marinara Sauce
-Pineapples

Then, The male partner proceeds to jizz on the ingredients, Thus making The-Cock-Pizza

Geo: Bro I just did a cock-pizza on myself yesterday

Stella: I did not need to know that.

by The-Foreskin-Hamburglar June 19, 2023

Fuck off my cock

When someone keeps arguing with you this is how to tell them that you want them to "fuck off", or when you are immediately turned off because of what your partner said during sex

"Omg you are so cringe!"

"Fuck off my cock"

by Cringemomentfacts4 August 13, 2022

cock

a dick or a chicken

"oooh why is your cock out"

by googledocsucker November 20, 2019

Fat bulging huge gay humungous cock

A large cock that is big big big big big and sometimes goes into the male anus.

Dude I got fucked by a Fat bulging huge gay humungous cock lastnight!

by scythe021 May 26, 2024

cock swingling

When a lady of the night decides to chose several men or women ( with strap-ons) and decides to "upgrade" from one person to another until she finds the person that she would like to have sex without regard for anyone that she was previously speaking to.

I wouldnt trust Brittany, she be cock swingling!

by Tempy123 July 28, 2016

Cock

A big rod located on the lower body region of a male human being, that can come in all different sizes and colours. This weapon of mass destruction is perfect for sexual intercourse and is also a good sucking tool (not for babies however). Cocks mainly come in the shape of a banana but everyone is different. The bigger the cock, the better because size does matter.

Jennifer: OMG last night I rode Bobby's massive cock in the backseat of his car.

Linda: Shut up! How massive are we talking?

Jennifer: Let's just say that it reminded me of that time I got anal from my grandad's horse.

Linda: Wow that IS big! Can we have a threesome sometime?

Jennifer: Sure, there's enough cock on his body for the entire grade! And also ur ass is super thic so I can't wait to eat that cake up.

Linda: (biting her lip) Jennifer stop! Hey, I need to go to the bathroom... wanna come too?

Jennifer: Of course bitch. (Slaps Linda's thic ass)

by I_Have_Cake69420 July 18, 2021