Cock Blocked

People who are too stagnant and stuck up in their own emotions and environment to know whats really going on in reality.

You: In Call of Duty Zombies, lets turn on the power first so we can survive longer having most of the Perks

Asshole: Shut the Fuck up!

You: What did I do?

Asshole: Your stupid!

You: You want to fail the game? Why you so Cock Blocked? You have a Dick stuck up in your mouth or something? It sounds like it..... literally

That's an example of the word phrased "Cock Blocked" people. Have fun and get used to it because there are some people who are like that, and of course other people trying to solve problems.
Don't be the one who is Cock Blocked not unless somehow you end up on this page and are one.

by VirtualShark August 22, 2016

Cock weasel

A wanna-be Eskimo bro. “Mr. Steal Your Girl”

I heard you’ve been hanging out with Bree you cock weasel!

by Aberg4eva November 27, 2019

Germunda cock

Very large item for hitting objects

Hand me that Germunda cock so I can hit this stake

by Germunda June 6, 2015

Candle Cock

When you dip your dick in hot wax and make a custom condom but when you pull out it shoots off and hits her in the eye

Bro my girl won't talk to me after I gave her a candle cock

by Thetallmf September 3, 2017

cock junkered

When there's been so much cock in and out of every end of ones being, its fair to say the ones being has been cock junkered.

I've had so much dick n balls I've became cock junkered along time ago.

by j slang February 4, 2015

Phantom Cock

What a woman feels after they've fingered themself to the image of being fucked by a hot dude

Hannah: I felt phantom cock after I touched myself to the image of Jacob fucking me

by Lmao27 July 17, 2025

Iranian Rial Cock

The number of United States Dollars 1 Iranian Rial is equal to in inches.
For example, at the time of making this, 1 Iranian Rial is equal to 0.000024 USD, which means that the cock is 0.000024 inches.

Aock: i have depression
Kael: stfu your name is Aock you have the Iranian Rial Cock

by æaææææ December 22, 2023