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busy my balls

Massaging one’s Balls from underneath
In order to get through the long work day. At times I have to sneak upstairs and ask her to busy my balls
by Warden Norton June 20, 2024
mugGet the busy my ballsmug.

wedding blue-balled

The phenomenon when a couple you think are great for each other always edge about getting married or tease tying the knot, but stomp out the idea or just play it off as a joke. The couple in question could just be indecisive or doing it on purpose.
I really wish they would just take the dive instead of leaving me wedding blue-balled all the time. I mean they're perfect for each other!

We can only be wedding blue-balled so many times you two!
by Smugumin July 6, 2021
mugGet the wedding blue-balledmug.

all rackets, no balls

When you need two multiple objects, or skills to complete a task but are missing one of them.
Harry had a proper dance costume but his dance moves were lacking. It was all rackets, no balls.
by Catwalker2024 May 20, 2024
mugGet the all rackets, no ballsmug.

Balls

What you want in your mouth on a night, what you want to see when you wake up. These big black konkers are the things you love, but just don't know it yet.
'Oh my gosh my dog just shat all Over my sweaty filthy fishy fucking balls
by I love balcks September 24, 2022
mugGet the Ballsmug.

Ball-tased

When a person tasers themselves in their testicles. May or may not cause a fatal heart attack.
While attempting to steal a portrait of Tip O'neill, the man ball-tased himself, which triggered a fatal heart attack
by Marieldan January 9, 2021
mugGet the Ball-tasedmug.

Balls?

by SpiderWebb2.0 August 17, 2022
mugGet the Balls?mug.

ball-less chris

a nickname for neutered male cats who's names start with C.
originated from the OG ball-less chris, chiller
person 1: yooooo wassup ball-less chris
person 2: bruh his name is candy not chris
person 1: who tf would name their cat candy

person 3: ong
by synonym!? March 14, 2022
mugGet the ball-less chrismug.

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